life's 26 rules......
(1) There is two side's to ever divorce : Yours and chithead's !
(2) The closest i got to a 4.0 in college was my alcohol content !
(3) i live in my own little world, but it's ok every one know's me !
(4) I saw a women with a "guess" sweatshirt on it"i said THYROID PROMBLEM ?
(5) I dont do drug's 'cause i find standing up really fast has the same effect !
(6) A sign in a chinese pet store -"buy one dog ,get one flea"
(7)money cant buy me happiness but it sure make's misery easier to live with !
(8) i got a sweater for x-mas, i really wanted a screamer or a moaner!
(9) if flying is so safe,why do they call the airport "terminal " ?
(10) I dont approve of politial joke's- I've seen to many of them get elected......
(11) The most precious thing we have is life......but yet it has no trade in value !
(12) If life deal's you lemon's make lemonadeif it deals you tomatoe's make bloody mary's !
13) I love being married.....its so great to find the special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life !
(14) shopping tip:you can get shoes at the bowling alley for a buck !
(15) I am nobody:nobody is perfect,therefore i am perfect !
(16) everyday i beat my own previous record for the number of days i have been alive !
(17) that claudia schiffer must be a genius because i told my friend of my plan for world peace, and he told me i had "schiffer brains"
(18) No one ever says its only a game when their team is winning ....
(19) ever notice people who spend money on smokes -beer- and lottery tickets, are always complaining about being broke ???
(20) How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door your on !
(21) ins't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in the swimming pool .....
(22) marriage changes passion......suddenly you're in bed with a relative.......
(23) why is it most nudist are people you dont want to see naked ???
(24) snowmen fall heaven unassembled
(25) every time i go to a single's bar, i can her my mom's wise word's ....dont pick that up you dont know where it has been !
(26) i dont know what your promblem is, but i bet it's hard to pronounce !!!!!!

if you have any to add go for it !

I own a Chevy 08 Cobalt.

lol, my kid did too ...until she wrecked it !

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished.
A Friend is Always There When They Need You.
When You Reach A Fork in the Road, Take It.
If You Have a Cat and Live Alone, When You Die, It Will Eat You.
They Say The Cream Rises to the Top. But So Does Scum.



Oh, and;

Don't Panic!

And I'm trying to have a dog's outlook on life;

If You Can't Chew On It, Or Play With It. Pee On It & Walk Away.



Don't Panic!