http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home/article/107117/10-Things-Gas-Stations-Won%27t-Tell-You?mod=family-autos

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1. “Good luck finding the best deal.”

2. “I hate it when gas prices go up.”

3. “My gas isn’t better for your car; it’s just more expensive.”

4. “If you’re smart, you’ll put that debit card away . . .”

5. “. . . and don’t even consider applying for our gas card.

6. “Looking for the cheapest gas in town? Try the Internet.”

7. “It’s a gallon when I say it’s a gallon.”

8. “I might gouge you on a soda, but my coffee’s a real bargain.

9. “If you’re having car trouble, you’re in the wrong place.”

10. “You don’t even need gas to run your car.”

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see article for description of the 10 bylines

1. The gas station will not tell you that 87 grade fuel is 20% ethanol
2. The gas station will not tell you that the air is free
3. The gas station will not tell you that they sell night crawlers
4. The gas station window washing fuild been last clean out week ago
5. The gas station will not tell you that all the pepsi and coke with sweepsakes products been pillaged over by the employees and favorite customers.
6. The gas station does not tell you that bathroom was last cleaned in 1980
7. The good lotto tickets are gone.
8. The frozen pizza person gave the gas station the expired pizzas from the grocery store next door
9. They are open more hours than the doctors office
10. The soda fountain is worse than gas pump outside in the winter.