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i saw an ad for ""live girls"".....
for some reason it reminded me of a bait shop.......""live minnows"" when there's usually a few dead ones. well,....what if i called, ""live girls"" and they said, well, these are dead, call back tomorrow, we'll have a few fresh ones for ya..... well, what do these guys fish for anyway? are they trolling?  
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trolling hell i am useing a crank phone
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Edited by
Eddiemma
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Fri 05/29/09 11:43 AM
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Hey, if they wiggle like minnows then they might want to take a bite on your worm...
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Ever hear of a chum bucket?
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The makers of those ads are fishing for a way to separate you from as much of your money as they can get.
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Edited by
FearandLoathing
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Fri 05/29/09 12:08 PM
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i saw an ad for ""live girls""..... for some reason it reminded me of a bait shop.......""live minnows"" when there's usually a few dead ones. well,....what if i called, ""live girls"" and they said, well, these are dead, call back tomorrow, we'll have a few fresh ones for ya..... well, what do these guys fish for anyway? are they trolling?
They're still edible... |
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Gimme a dead girl any day. They moan less and never refuse me sex!
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Into an ancient brazen bull for entertainment I go?
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Gimme a dead girl any day. They moan less and never refuse me sex! You sick bastard! |
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Gimme a dead girl any day. They moan less and never refuse me sex! You sick bastard! Sick?! id be healthier than the girl is! |
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Gimme a dead girl any day. They moan less and never refuse me sex! You sick bastard! Sick?! id be healthier than the girl is! Not even the grace to eat them?! 
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Gimme a dead girl any day. They moan less and never refuse me sex! You sick bastard! Sick?! id be healthier than the girl is! Not even the grace to eat them?!
I never said i wasnt into foreplay |
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Dead women are sometimes a lil gassy...
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Dead women are sometimes a lil gassy... I have preservatives for that... 
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Dead women are sometimes a lil gassy... But at least they cant Dutch over you. |
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Dead women are sometimes a lil gassy... But at least they cant Dutch over you. Yea...you prolly just like to jump on their bellies to hear 'em belch... |
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talk about a deadlay ........
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Dead women are sometimes a lil gassy... But at least they cant Dutch over you. Yea...you prolly just like to jump on their bellies to hear 'em belch... I prefer to press down with gentle and equal pressure for a long sustainable belch. |
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Call 1800 Live Grl
see what happens |
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Ever notice that a dead woman will never complain about yer penis being too small...but if they're livin'...yak, yak, yackity, yak!
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