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It's 5 o clock somewhere, so the bar is open come on in
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Hi ROMEO, I'll have a margarita, thnak you
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a classy lady as yourself, but of course
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Edited by
MelodyGirl
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Wed 05/27/09 03:12 PM
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Hello!
I am in the mood for a Chamtini, please! 1 oz vodka 1 oz champagne 2/3 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur Hmm, or a Flirtini? I can't chose .... 1 oz. vodka 2 oz. champagne 2 oz. pineapple Juice Can I have both? 
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How much for a lap dance?
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Wed 05/27/09 03:14 PM
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Excuse me, I seem to be lost. Do you know the shortest route to the Metropolitan Mingle City shopping center?
I don't know my way around the downtown area... Oh, wait a minute! Ms. SilverFox? From Channel 3 News? Wow, it's truly an honor... Will you sign my baseball cap? I'm a huge fan! 
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you all are such kidders LOL
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Excuse me, I seem to be lost. Do you know the shortest route to the Metropolitan Mingle City shopping center? http://mingle2.com/topic/show/226346 |
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Shhhh...don't tell, but I just had a beer...
But I will take another
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Shhhh...don't tell, but I just had a beer... But I will take another
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Excuse me, I seem to be lost. Do you know the shortest route to the Metropolitan Mingle City shopping center? http://mingle2.com/topic/show/226346 That is too dang funny 
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Fri 05/29/09 12:38 PM
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Excuse me, I seem to be lost. Do you know the shortest route to the Metropolitan Mingle City shopping center? http://mingle2.com/topic/show/226346 FALSE ADVERTISEMENT...! She claimed she'd take all men with any size ... ahh... what's another name for a rooster? Didn't matter big or small... She just wanted to gag on one. ...ahem... So naturally, I got all excited. After all, that was exactly what I shopping around for. So I drive all the way out there... First off, she turns out to be a he in drag. Seeing how I was so desparate and I had driven all the way out there, AND the fact that he looked passable for a female, I figured what the heck... So, to make a short story long, I pulled out my "rooster," he, she, whatever, took one look at my tiny limp noodle and told me to get out. Oh brother... I may NEVER recover from this. 
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Excuse me, I seem to be lost. Do you know the shortest route to the Metropolitan Mingle City shopping center? http://mingle2.com/topic/show/226346 FALSE ADVERTISEMENT...! She claimed she'd take all men with any size ... ahh... what's another name for a rooster? Didn't matter big or small... She just wanted to gag on one. ...ahem... So naturally, I got all excited. After all, that was exactly what I shopping around for. So I drive all the way out there... First off, she turns out to be a he in drag. Seeing how I was so desparate and I had driven all the way out there, AND the fact that he looked passable for a female, I figured what the heck... So, to make a short story long, I pulled out my "rooster," he, she, whatever, took one look at my tiny limp noodle and told me to get out. Oh brother... I may NEVER recover from this.
This is why you MUST read the profile, clearly stated is a MAN looking for some action.
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Michiganman, apparently you don't get it. It's not that the lady turned out to be a man, as I was willing to compromise...
...it's that I got rejected by him/her because apparently my noodle was too small even for someone who didn't care about the size...! I'm so depressed. Where are my meds? 
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Shhhh...don't tell, but I just had a beer... But I will take another
Thanks Romeo
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Already have cocktail in hand.....but ty for offering!
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Already have cocktail in hand.....but ty for offering! So whatchya drinking Heather? |
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Already have cocktail in hand.....but ty for offering! So whatchya drinking Heather? My fav.......jagermeister......... 
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Already have cocktail in hand.....but ty for offering! So whatchya drinking Heather? My fav.......jagermeister.........
 OH..I can't drink that anymore. One too many bad experiences. But it was good at the time...
I am drinking a glass of wine
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I'm that way with GoldSchlager....get sick one time and it puts you off that particular brand. Lemon drops too, can't drink 'em.
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