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A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks their Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women, and sir, sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel.' The Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay.' About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?' 'No, not really, sir. They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are.' |
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lmao
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Hilarious and very funny lmao
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you are hilarious, keep em coming!!!!
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just sharing some emails, glad you all enjoy!
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Wait til ya see them women, the camel was better.
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Wait til ya see them women, the camel was better. Amen to that.. I heard they just opened a strip club in Iraq. They show the whole face. |
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I heard they just opened a strip club in Iraq. They show the whole face. mean yet funny |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NOW THAT"S JUST F-ING HILARIOUS
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