Topic: How do you stop a woman having sex with you? Marry her!
klugman's photo
Sun 05/13/07 07:33 AM
Two words:


Door Locks

Hotchikita's photo
Sun 05/13/07 07:36 AM
they are two young for that one.belushi

got a couple of years to whait I still got babys.flowerforyou

Hotchikita's photo
Sun 05/13/07 07:37 AM
sorry belushi I ment klug.flowerforyou flowerforyou

GreenEyedHippieChick's photo
Sun 05/13/07 08:05 AM
it really helps the orgasam along when you hear ****knock***
mommy .... mommy!!
mommy i can hear you....
mommy... open the door....
mommy!


UM MOMMY and SEX are not a good combo

Hotchikita's photo
Sun 05/13/07 08:11 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

so true so true

Rapunzel's photo
Thu 05/17/07 08:51 AM

Dear Folks,

Oh, you are so funny! You guys crack me up...
It's comical, but sad, too...

Especially in light of the real, senseless wars going on...

It's a little early on the West Coast for my mind
to be totally in gear...otherwise I would be on a real roll.

I really dislike statistics...I don't want anyone trying to put me in a
box with a label on it...That's what they try to do these days...Lump
everyone into a category and file it away.

But, there are many who don't fit the mold...
Aren't there enough things trying to keep us down, put salt on our wings
and remove what freedoms we have? Why encourage it?
Let freedom ring, let creativity and individuality soar!!!
Let's encourage one another, bring out the very best in one another, and
burn those 'so called' statistics...

And to you feisty ladies out there who won't let men intimidate you,
"All the Power to you, Sisters....You go, Ladies..."
And to the men who "Get It"...
"Thanks for your love, understanding and sensitivity..."

Let's lay down the arms in the gender wars...

With Lots of Love and Light...

The Tigress of Righteousness...

Wild Child Full of Grace...

The Elegant Gypsy


Sanna's photo
Thu 05/17/07 09:43 AM
Mmmmm. I find that not true in my case. I have always had a huge sexual
appetite and the relationships I have had they wanted less after a few
years!

oldsage's photo
Thu 05/17/07 09:46 AM
Sanna,we got to talk about where you are finding all these jerks

You seem like a he!! of a lady.

no photo
Thu 05/17/07 09:48 AM
I found in my marriage we had to recycle the sex, do it in different
places, reinvent new rutines, etc. On our 7th anniversary, we were
having dinner in a resteraunt when my wife went to the restroom. When
she came back, she told me to put my hands under the table and handed me
her panties. Needless to sy we did NOT stay for dessert!!!:smile:

Sanna's photo
Thu 05/17/07 09:49 AM
Wait a minute Sage, I didn't start this thread! LOL

I'll be on later, drop me a line! Have to go nback to work!
Bye

no photo
Thu 05/17/07 11:26 AM
I'm trying to avoid sex until marriage. If anything I will go wild then
because I know the guy is in it for the long run.

And no, I'm not a virging, but I'm changing my life for moral reasons.

Trizar's photo
Thu 05/17/07 11:37 AM
If men and women from day one... treat each other in their relation
ships, as they did in the begining... Every day would be a wonderful
day. It may be hard... Women seem to give up first..I think you have to
work hard at a successful relationship... and that inludes both, the guy
and the woman.. Say to your self.. I'll make this work. Treat each other
as you know they want to be treated. You will only get back in a
relationship, how much you , yourself, puts into to it. Remember it
takes 2 to tangle.

AutonomousW's photo
Thu 05/17/07 11:41 AM
Thats not how you do it, This is how you do it


Man: Oh babe oh my god, Uh STOP MOVING! OoooooH danm!...Sorry girl, I
told ya to stop.

no photo
Thu 05/17/07 11:41 AM
Wow Trizar wisdom speaks..wise words :)

That's true. It's sad to see love just crumble. Like marriages these
days, it starts out so beautiful then BAM divorce :(

Like my folks

no photo
Thu 05/17/07 11:42 AM
Autonomous is crazy lol!

GaMail50's photo
Thu 05/17/07 01:33 PM
One of the first things I learned in life was it just don't pay to make
women mad. laugh laugh laugh

jp4023's photo
Thu 05/17/07 01:44 PM
how to keep a woman from having sex with you
1 door locks
2 dont go on any dates
3 ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun the other way sreaming
heeeeeeeeeeeeelllppppp!!!!

Trizar's photo
Thu 05/17/07 01:57 PM
How do you stop a woman having sex with you

I read this, as the woman is already haveing sex with you, and how do
you stop her...

Shoot her lmao laugh laugh laugh

daniel48706's photo
Thu 05/17/07 02:00 PM
"They found 60% of 30-year-old women wanted sex "often" at the beginning
of a relationship, but within four years of the relationship this figure
fell to under 50%, and after 20 years it dropped to about 20%."


look at the nubers here folks. it states the study started at age 30.
Forget about the fact that it refers to women in relationships. The
next measuring time was FIVE YEARS LATER, age 35. The NEXT one is
TWENTY years later, Age 50!

Now I am not saying all women fall intot his category, but think about
it scientifuically. at age 30 the lady is entering hte prime of her
adult life and is looking to start a family (scientifically speaking,
not emotionally or spiritually). at age 35, they are starting to slow
down a bit and relax in her world with where she fits in (socially
speaking). At age fifty, most women (and men) are grandparents etc. and
want to simply settle down and relax after all the energy was spent
earlier on in life.

jp4023's photo
Thu 05/17/07 02:09 PM
lol if shes uuuuuuuuuuuuggggglllyyy I run