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Topic: People tell me all the time
longhairbiker's photo
Mon 05/25/09 01:31 PM
It was great being invisible and naked running around in the womans shoe store. Then I put on a pair of red pumps and the invisibility disappeared, everyone started screaming, and the alarm went off, and law enforcement was summoned.

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Mon 05/25/09 01:31 PM



Hmmmm interesting so that is what a males brain looks like.bigsmile




Yes, nothing at all going on upstairs. That's why we have a penis.


Ya mean there is actually something going on down there hehehehehenoway



:banana: bigsmile :banana:

The dancing banana says yes.

Snugglesbyfire's photo
Mon 05/25/09 01:31 PM





that's all I got to say 'bout thatshades




She really does not want to go there today. My lunch consisted of bbq ribs, shrimp, mussels on the half shell, sugar snap peas, corn, salad, and watermelon. I am ready to do my part to further shred the ozone layer.



So even though we can not see you, your saying we can smell you?

Snugglesbyfire's photo
Mon 05/25/09 01:32 PM

It was great being invisible and naked running around in the womans shoe store. Then I put on a pair of red pumps and the invisibility disappeared, everyone started screaming, and the alarm went off, and law enforcement was summoned.



LHB if those red pumps are a size 5 I WANT THEM.bigsmile

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Mon 05/25/09 01:33 PM






that's all I got to say 'bout thatshades




She really does not want to go there today. My lunch consisted of bbq ribs, shrimp, mussels on the half shell, sugar snap peas, corn, salad, and watermelon. I am ready to do my part to further shred the ozone layer.



So even though we can not see you, your saying we can smell you?




Yes, I am saying that.


Snugglesbyfire's photo
Mon 05/25/09 01:37 PM
well then in that case we will hang an air freshener on your penis that way we know where you are besides the smell. Now make sure when you walk you swing those hips to make sure the freshener swings and spreads the enjoyable aroma which will then help your brain work better.:smile:

TxsGal3333's photo
Mon 05/25/09 01:39 PM




Hmmmm interesting so that is what a males brain looks like.bigsmile




Yes, nothing at all going on upstairs. That's why we have a penis.


Ya mean there is actually something going on down there hehehehehenoway



:banana: bigsmile :banana:

The dancing banana says yes.


Ohhhhh hell ya been standing out side neked again and a breeze came by?..........hehehehehe

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Mon 05/25/09 01:42 PM





Hmmmm interesting so that is what a males brain looks like.bigsmile




Yes, nothing at all going on upstairs. That's why we have a penis.


Ya mean there is actually something going on down there hehehehehenoway



:banana: bigsmile :banana:

The dancing banana says yes.


Ohhhhh hell ya been standing out side neked again and a breeze came by?..........hehehehehe



Nah, I'm in my room nekkid and I have the fan on. laugh

sweetcheeks1956's photo
Mon 05/25/09 01:46 PM
You guys are cracking me up, thanks needed a silly read for today. I do love the forums.

Snugglesbyfire's photo
Mon 05/25/09 01:50 PM






Hmmmm interesting so that is what a males brain looks like.bigsmile




Yes, nothing at all going on upstairs. That's why we have a penis.


Ya mean there is actually something going on down there hehehehehenoway



:banana: bigsmile :banana:

The dancing banana says yes.


Ohhhhh hell ya been standing out side neked again and a breeze came by?..........hehehehehe



Nah, I'm in my room nekkid and I have the fan on. laugh


If your invisible how do you know if your nekkid or not?

justme659's photo
Mon 05/25/09 01:53 PM

All of us men look invisible like that in a womans shoe store or purse store. We are invisible! Just like the invisible woman in the hardware store.


HEY, you take that back. I LOVE the hardware store. I am there so much the new customers ask me where the nuts are!laugh

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Mon 05/25/09 01:56 PM
Edited by Unknow on Mon 05/25/09 01:56 PM







Hmmmm interesting so that is what a males brain looks like.bigsmile




Yes, nothing at all going on upstairs. That's why we have a penis.


Ya mean there is actually something going on down there hehehehehenoway



:banana: bigsmile :banana:

The dancing banana says yes.


Ohhhhh hell ya been standing out side neked again and a breeze came by?..........hehehehehe



Nah, I'm in my room nekkid and I have the fan on. laugh





If your invisible how do you know if your nekkid or not?




slaphead Silly, can't you see the part of me that is clothed? I'm still solid even though I'm invisible. When I'm nekkid I'm totally invisible. shocked

Snugglesbyfire's photo
Mon 05/25/09 01:59 PM

You can't be nekkid and clothed at the same time? So how are you standing nekkid in front of the fan?:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

AndyBgood's photo
Mon 05/25/09 01:59 PM
Clearly I can see what is going on...

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Mon 05/25/09 02:00 PM


You can't be nekkid and clothed at the same time? So how are you standing nekkid in front of the fan?:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:



You've totally confused me. Now I'm invisible, nekkid, and confused.

ReddBeans's photo
Mon 05/25/09 02:01 PM







NANNER NANNER BOO BOO!! Oh least I forget



Snugglesbyfire's photo
Mon 05/25/09 02:03 PM



You can't be nekkid and clothed at the same time? So how are you standing nekkid in front of the fan?:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:



You've totally confused me. Now I'm invisible, nekkid, and confused.


Is this where I am supposed to say.....

Then my job is done, I caused confusion.bigsmile

TxsGal3333's photo
Mon 05/25/09 02:05 PM




You can't be nekkid and clothed at the same time? So how are you standing nekkid in front of the fan?:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:



You've totally confused me. Now I'm invisible, nekkid, and confused.


Is this where I am supposed to say.....

Then my job is done, I caused confusion.bigsmile


Heheheh naw just say it is time for the ...............

Snugglesbyfire's photo
Mon 05/25/09 02:10 PM

Clearly I can see what is going on...





Please explain to us confused ones then........or should we just hop on that bus Kristi pulled up for us?

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