A DUCK WALKS INTO A BAR AND ASKS THE BARTENDER "GOT ANY QUACKERS?"
THE BARTENDER SAYS "NO" AND THE DUCK LEAVES. THE NEXT DAY THE DUCK WALKS IN AND AGAIN ASKS "GOT ANY QUACKERS?" "NO" SAYS THE BARTENDER AND THE LEAVES. THE THIRD DAY THE DUCK WALKS IN AND ONCE AGAIN ASKS "GOT ANY QUACKERS?" THE BARTENDER NOW QUITE ANNOYED WITH THIS SAYS "NO AND IF YOU ASK ME AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOU BEAK TO THE BAR!!" SO THE DUCK LEAVES AND THEN COMES BACK AGAIN THE NEXT DAY. THE DUCK ASKS "GOT ANY NAILS?" "NO" SAYS THE BARTENDER. "GOOD!" SAYS THE DUCK "NOW, DO YOU HAVE ANY QUACKERS!?"