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Topic: My little brother thinks he can turn a hoe into a housewife.
evian001 Joined Fri 10/17/08 Posts: 1162	Wed 05/20/09 11:37 PM
he better hide all his valuables before she is out of money.

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Wed 05/20/09 11:39 PM
The unfortunate part of all this is that the kid-brother will probably go on to shack up with the 'ho no matter what anybody says. The only way he'll get the hint would be for him to spend some time with her and see what he's got himself into.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/20/09 11:57 PM
Geeeeeeeeeeezus are there really housewives out there????? I think I would like to try this "housewife business"......

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Wed 05/20/09 11:59 PM
Geeeeeeeeeeezus are there really housewives out there????? I think I would like to try this "housewife business"...... Me too!

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Thu 05/21/09 12:13 AM
No, you can't. Even if he does he won't be the one to benefit from it, it will be the next guy. Just sayin. Some of us just aren't built for domestication. I'm not a "ho" by any means but I sure as hell am not into the "house wife" thing.

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Thu 05/21/09 12:22 AM
But to cut to the chase is it possible to turn a hoe into a housewife????????? I think the more important question would be.... why would you WANT to turn a ho into a house wife?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/21/09 12:23 AM
If I have to be a housewife.......I wanna be paid at least $25 an hour!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/21/09 12:24 AM
Anddddddddd I want weekends off and paid holidays. Where do I sign up to be a housewife???

AromaSniffer Joined Thu 05/21/09 Posts: 1	Thu 05/21/09 12:26 AM
to siff ur aroma of behind belly

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/21/09 12:28 AM
to siff ur aroma of behind belly Uhhhhhhhhhh you may want to get some ESL classes soon!!!

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Thu 05/21/09 01:11 AM
to siff ur aroma of behind belly Uhhhhhhhhhh you may want to get some ESL classes soon!!! HOly COW!

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Thu 05/21/09 01:12 AM
And there is nothing wrong with being a house wife. You just aren't likely to turn a ho into one.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/21/09 01:14 AM
Where do we get one of these house wives??? Do they clean toilets???

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Thu 05/21/09 01:16 AM
Seems to be a lost art any more!

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Thu 05/21/09 02:00 AM
My little brother thinks he can turn a hoe into a housewife. That's a pretty damn good trick, being able to turn a garden tool into a housewife!

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Thu 05/21/09 02:42 AM
I used to be Captain Save-A-Ho when I was younger too. Unfortunately, there's nothing anyone can do... Your little brother will have to learn his lesson the hard way, just like I did...

a_shields Joined Mon 02/02/09 Posts: 382	Thu 05/21/09 03:39 AM
The girl just started shooting dope and he felt bad for her so he decided instead of her staying where the fiends are, he would let her stay there and they started sleeping together....... Not even a week later she screwed his homeboy,But she swears she won't do it again. She does cook(hamburger helper),and clean the house,does laundry........ But to cut to the chase is it possible to turn a hoe into a housewife????????? Let him decide what he wants to do in his life.

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Thu 05/21/09 05:26 AM


graysteed Joined Sat 11/18/06 Posts: 174	Thu 05/21/09 06:47 AM
My little brother thinks he can turn a hoe into a housewife. That's a pretty damn good trick, being able to turn a garden tool into a housewife! hell my first wife was a broom , oh no she rode a broom , sooory ! my mistake ! at lest if she had been a hoe , she would have been usefull !

Moblodite Joined Wed 05/06/09 Posts: 1274	Thu 05/21/09 09:59 AM Edited by Moblodite on Thu 05/21/09 10:10 AM
I would be happy to find a housewife that I can turn into my own personal hoe!! Had to edit this one... I DO NOT mean that I want to pay her every time I want some! I DO NOT want her to disappear with my wallet.