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Topic: One Eyed Pete (adult material)
Mystique42 Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 5045	Mon 05/18/09 10:04 AM
To one eyed Pete, My plastic man, Who knows me well, Holds no demand. He doesn't lie, Nor bring me down, With batteries in, He makes this buzzing sound. Oh how soothing, He brings such bliss, Sure there are times I truly miss, A real man so full of charm, But with one eyed Pete there is no harm. No std's, no angry guy, So here's to Pete, My plastic guy! SDF May 18, 2009

ItMightBeMe2 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 77	Mon 05/18/09 10:09 AM


AngelLight Joined Sat 04/12/08 Posts: 4817	Mon 05/18/09 10:14 AM
Mysti

Mystique42 Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 5045	Mon 05/18/09 10:28 AM
((angel)) nice to see you dropped by. I thought it only fitting to write about my most intimate partner which I guess most refer to as BOB... Battery Operated BLISS... hee hee hee. (itmight) nice to meet ya! Hope ya have a very happy day!

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Mon 05/18/09 10:31 AM
I call him Bob! My one and only constant!

Mystique42 Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 5045	Mon 05/18/09 10:33 AM
((haley)) Well.... here here to all the BOBS out there... our faithful companions!

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Mon 05/18/09 10:37 AM Edited by Haley1243 on Mon 05/18/09 10:38 AM
To all our "BOBS" (((Mystique)))

Mystique42 Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 5045	Mon 05/18/09 11:14 AM
Haley I love the pic... cheers!

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Mon 05/18/09 11:19 AM


pkd1220 Joined Thu 05/24/07 Posts: 8318	Mon 05/18/09 11:35 AM
funny, but oh so true- thanks for making me laugh...never thought of naming mine.

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Mon 05/18/09 11:51 AM
Cant do that with....Nameless!

MzEm Joined Wed 03/25/09 Posts: 1558	Mon 05/18/09 02:20 PM
"To Pete"

Mystique42 Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 5045	Mon 05/18/09 03:12 PM
((pkd)) Now you just can't do it with ANYONE... so it has to have a NAME! LOL Bob One Eyed Pete Plastic Willy Bobbin Bill Peculiar Petey Double Dan... for double the fun, double the pleasure. I'm sure you can all think of some great names.. hee hee hee! But the bottom line is MINE "HAS" to have a name. ((MzEm)) Bottoms Up, Bottoms Down... Pete's the best Plastic Man in town!

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Mon 05/18/09 03:16 PM
((pkd)) Now you just can't do it with ANYONE... so it has to have a NAME! LOL Bob One Eyed Pete Plastic Willy Bobbin Bill Peculiar Petey Double Dan... for double the fun, double the pleasure. I'm sure you can all think of some great names.. hee hee hee! But the bottom line is MINE "HAS" to have a name. ((MzEm)) Bottoms Up, Bottoms Down... Pete's the best Plastic Man in town! BOB BOB hes my man if he cant do it....the batteries are dead!

Mystique42 Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 5045	Mon 05/18/09 04:32 PM
((pkd)) Now you just can't do it with ANYONE... so it has to have a NAME! LOL Bob One Eyed Pete Plastic Willy Bobbin Bill Peculiar Petey Double Dan... for double the fun, double the pleasure. I'm sure you can all think of some great names.. hee hee hee! But the bottom line is MINE "HAS" to have a name. ((MzEm)) Bottoms Up, Bottoms Down... Pete's the best Plastic Man in town! BOB BOB hes my man if he cant do it....the batteries are dead! Haley.... that is so true... and funny

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Mon 05/18/09 04:49 PM
Occasionally I can be funny!

Mystique42 Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 5045	Mon 05/18/09 06:29 PM
Haley I'm glad to see I'm not alone!

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Mon 05/18/09 09:02 PM
WHOA!!!!! <------sneaks out quietly

Ragnorak Joined Sat 05/16/09 Posts: 36	Mon 05/18/09 09:04 PM
Poor Pete and the good thing my name is not Pete nor Bob

Mystique42 Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 5045	Mon 05/18/09 10:36 PM
Ah hah... two men brave enough to leave comments! Kc.... didn't realize you snuck in. Rag... yup your name is an original! Hee hee hee