THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play
two sports
and either take music
or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must
take care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
and complete science projects,
cook, do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.

In addition, each man
will have to
budget in money
for groceries each week..

Each man
must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out
on time--no
emailing.

Each man must also
take each child to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.

He must make
one unscheduled and inconvenient
visit per child
to the Urgent Care.

He must also
make cookies or cupcakes
for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside

and keeping it presentable
at all times.

The men will only
have access to television
when the kids are asleep
and all chores are done.

The men must
shave their legs,

wear makeup daily,
adorn himself with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed.


During one of the six weeks,
the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,
and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
slow down from other duties.

They must attend
weekly school
meetings,
church, and find time
at least once to spend the afternoon
at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to
read a book to the kids
each night and in the morning,
feed
them, dress them,
brush their teeth and
comb their hair by 7:00 am ..

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information:

each child's birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,

favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear and
what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island
based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years
eventually earning the right
To be called Mother!

Does he get to b@tch like a woman too

Some of you men tend to do more *****ing then us at times I come to find!

How real is that !!!!

Yes some men do more b*(#@ing than women.. I broke up with one earlier this year for that very reason. Told him to stop b@#@#ing about his son.. to put a foot up his butt or put his stuff on the front porch and tell him to go live with his momma! BTW his son was 19.. still in high school and didn't work .. just sat on his fat a$$ all the time! He'll still probably be living there when he's 30!

Been there did that, worked a full time job and earned two degrees.