Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 39
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Sun 05/17/09 10:26 PM

laugh Even your "tree" has fingers.laugh
hahahaaaaaaa!!!:thumbsup: rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 05/17/09 10:26 PM

:angry: HEY DAMMIT!!!!

Where's youe tree?
I put it away in case SOMEONE GETS OFFENDED!!!explode slaphead rofl

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Sun 05/17/09 10:28 PM
Why should I prune your tree, when I'd rather shave your ______?:banana: rofl

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Sun 05/17/09 10:31 PM
NOSTRILS???surprised rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 05/17/09 10:32 PM
ohwell how in the world did she figure that out?

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Sun 05/17/09 10:33 PM
<------In need of a good toenail clipping too!!! Ohhhhhhhhhh cant you wait to get married someday???love noway :wink: laugh

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Sun 05/17/09 10:34 PM
Dear Diary, how many sleeping pills do you need to take to counteract two pots of coffee?? frustrated frustrated frustrated

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Sun 05/17/09 10:35 PM

Dear Diary, how many sleeping pills do you need to take to counteract two pots of coffee?? frustrated frustrated frustrated


Bite two toenails and call me in the morning

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Sun 05/17/09 10:36 PM
slaphead rofl rofl rofl why did you do that/?????

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Sun 05/17/09 10:36 PM


Dear Diary, how many sleeping pills do you need to take to counteract two pots of coffee?? frustrated frustrated frustrated


Bite two toenails and call me in the morning


its Not WORKING!! tears

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Sun 05/17/09 10:36 PM


Dear Diary, how many sleeping pills do you need to take to counteract two pots of coffee?? frustrated frustrated frustrated


Bite two toenails and call me in the morning
<------slashing the sheets with her toenails as we speak!!! Oh......can you pick up some new sheets????rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 05/17/09 10:37 PM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Sun 05/17/09 10:37 PM

<------In need of a good toenail clipping too!!! Ohhhhhhhhhh cant you wait to get married someday???love noway :wink: laugh


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Sun 05/17/09 10:37 PM
Back scratch anyone????pitchfork laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 05/17/09 10:38 PM


<------In need of a good toenail clipping too!!! Ohhhhhhhhhh cant you wait to get married someday???love noway :wink: laugh


love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love
lmaoooooooooooooooooo ya nut!!!rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 05/17/09 10:38 PM
:angry: A YAH!....gonna need somethin to get my mind off of the torn sheets!

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Sun 05/17/09 10:39 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand CUT!

that was good guys, thats a rap.

coffee and donuts for the staff. first team gets water and laxatives.


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Sun 05/17/09 10:40 PM
first one that gets laxitives makes water?

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Sun 05/17/09 10:42 PM
Edited by Gypsy41 on Sun 05/17/09 10:42 PM
Did someone say LAXATIVE???drool

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Sun 05/17/09 10:47 PM
ill some people think it's funny

.....but it's really hot and runny....

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Sun 05/17/09 10:50 PM
PLEASE PASS THE TOILET PAPER!!!drinker rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl