A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases
it
over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car
and
opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands
them
at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
bodies to
approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.

It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly
enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is
going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by
the
road?!" asks the Officer.

"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

THAT IS BAAAAAADDDDDD but in a funny way!