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....because when my father was a CIA liason for the Swedish consulate, even though we are from California, he got the job just because a lot of people in our family have blond hair, and the Bush Administration was afraid of a Scandinavian Terror Attack just because no one would expect it....and we had to become well versed in lutefisk & cod liver oil weapondry....and learn how to yodel in case we had to deal with the Swiss.......
 So.......You can't impress me much.
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tr.....I REALLY WOULD call you...and that's the truth 
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We will gladly refund your membership fee here at Mingle
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We will gladly refund your membership fee here at Mingle
hardly worth the 1000 situps I just did. 
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Okay, give me that bag of peanuts...and I'll give you my bag of bolts and nuts, and even throw in a wrench...deal?
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My Gramps INVENTED wrenches.
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Edited by
Lilypetal
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Tue 05/12/09 06:57 PM
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My great uncle invented the slinky from left over piston ring material.
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My Gramps INVENTED wrenches. Okay, okay...so I don't really have a wrench, but I do have a bag of bolts and nuts as well as a napkin with the Playboy bunny on it...deal? |
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you are only saying that to lower expectations so we won't be disappointed to find out that you actually are a nigerian pygmy (named Fellatio Ortiz, a renowned fossilized oryx dung collector, with abasia and a fetish for coppertone and busts of abe vigoda and bea arthur.
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My Gramps INVENTED wrenches. Okay, okay...so I don't really have a wrench, but I do have a bag of bolts and nuts as well as a napkin with the Playboy bunny on it...deal? I'll take the napkin....but I've been tellin the story for YEARS that I have a bag with nuts in it... .... It's a hard sell.
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My Gramps INVENTED wrenches. My ex-wife invented Hell. I'm in a mood tonight. 
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you are only saying that to lower expectations so we won't be disappointed to find out that you actually are a nigerian pygmy (named Fellatio Ortiz, a renowned fossilized oryx dung collector, with abasia and a fetish for coppertone and busts of abe vigoda and bea arthur. I filmed a freegin PORNO w Abe & Bea 
There's a curse that has taken out everyone but the pygmy and myself who was on set 
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My Gramps INVENTED wrenches. Okay, okay...so I don't really have a wrench, but I do have a bag of bolts and nuts as well as a napkin with the Playboy bunny on it...deal? I'll take the napkin....but I've been tellin the story for YEARS that I have a bag with nuts in it... .... It's a hard sell.
Sold!
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Take a check Fear?
I'm good for it. |
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tr.....I REALLY WOULD call you...and that's the truth
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Take a check Fear? I'm good for it. Of course.
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I'm not talking to anyone else on here...really!
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I'm not talking to anyone else on here...really! I talk to my dog.
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I have a 1/2 cousin in Kentucky who breeds dogs.
I tell him constantly that he shouldn't be such an active participant. |
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