Topic: Are you real? | |
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Prove to me that you exist.
Apologies if this has been discussed before and I've missed it. |
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NOPE i'm waaaaayyyy FAKE!
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NOPE i'm waaaaayyyy FAKE! Just as I suspected! Seriously though, try. |
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the question is?? are you really real
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Pinch me I hurt.
cut me I bleed. Yep I am real. |
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the question is?? are you really real I've long suspected that I am not. |
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I try. To me that is proof of my existance. If I give up I might fade away.
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the question is?? are you really real I've long suspected that I am not. |
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WELL U should stop smoking! I haven't had a toot for quite some time now. Not that I woudln't want to of course |
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Prove to me that you exist. 1. Define what you mean by exist. 2. By my way of thinking, if you respond to me, that very act is an acknowledgement by you that you recognize my existence. 3. If you fail to respond to me, I'll take that to be an indication that you may very well have ceased to exist. Your move. Geeze, why does this feel like the opening of a game of chess? |
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I'll take "Is life real" for 200 please
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I drink therefore I am
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Edited by
Abracadabra
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Mon 05/11/09 06:44 AM
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I'll take "Is life real" for 200 please DING! Ok, Smiless, for $200 the answer is, "He is because he drinks". |
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Hilarious! Made me laugh today.
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1. Define what you mean by exist. Ok, by exist I mean that you are a thinking, feeling, human being like (all BS aside) I know I am. For all I know, you and everyone else on the internet could be part of a computer program, designed to answer as a real person would. I think I need to say here that I'm not actually insane I'm not trying to start a battle of wits either. It's just a topic that interests me a lot. 2. By my way of thinking, if you respond to me, that very act is an acknowledgement by you that you recognize my existence. Does it? You could still be a program. How do you know I'm real? All anyone sees is words and pictures on a screen. To take it further, how do you know anyone, in "real" life as well as online, is real? Once they're out of your field of vision they could, for all anyone knows, cease to be. Like a computer game - the program only draws what the player can see. I think it's truly impossible for anyone to prove to somebody else that they exist. If anyone can, please do so! I don't claim to know everything and I don't mind being proved wrong (in this case it would be a joy to be proved wrong!) Bring on the proof folks! 3. If you fail to respond to me, I'll take that to be an indication that you may very well have ceased to exist. Your move. Geeze, why does this feel like the opening of a game of chess? |
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Edited by
Dan99
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Mon 05/11/09 04:25 PM
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How do you know I'm real? All anyone sees is words and pictures on a screen
Have you ever spoken to a computer that can respond to you with such accurate and relevant responses? Computers just aint this good. A computer would also unlikely be programmed to randomly say BOLLOCKS, for no apparent reason. |
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How do you know I'm real? All anyone sees is words and pictures on a screen
Have you ever spoken to a computer that can respond to you with such accurate and relevant responses? Computers just aint this good. A computer would also unlikely be programmed to randomly say BOLLOCKS, for no apparent reason. But that would be part of the illusion, wouldn't it? |
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How do you know I'm real? All anyone sees is words and pictures on a screen
Have you ever spoken to a computer that can respond to you with such accurate and relevant responses? Computers just aint this good. A computer would also unlikely be programmed to randomly say BOLLOCKS, for no apparent reason. But that would be part of the illusion, wouldn't it? %syntax error 138 - please contact your administrator% |
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Prove to me that you exist. Apologies if this has been discussed before and I've missed it. Any time I've been challenged with this, my response is usually "prove to me that I don't". |
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