David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
> (I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)
>
> # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
> # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
> # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music!
> # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
> # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
> # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
> # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
> # 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
> # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
> AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
> #1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.
>






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Hey If My One time Favorite Dave Chappele can make Jokes about my white
ass I can make a few myself....all out of good laughter