1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for
your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.




9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10.Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11.Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Holy crap,that's so wrong...but so funny.

WOMEN ARE PMS: There is no pleasing them, Always b!tchy, and would still complain if there where no men!!!!!

i'm easily pleased, not b*tchy and haven't complained in 46 yrs

I see someone can't take a joke.....

PMS: preMENstrual syndrome

"I see someone can't take a joke..... "

Slammin' at people isn't a joke.

I can take a joke. I just figgured that I would add a little truth to it.

It has to be looked at like this: to generalize that "all" or "most" are "this" or "that", but generalized statements or jokes that are meant in good nature are just that. After all, look at all the outright and sometimes insulting words and actions that are aimed at or impressed upon us, actually everywhere in the world since the beginning of time. Then you have all the "jokes" that we have, in good nature I might add, endured for years.

some examples:

just being women
pregnancy and childbirth
driving
looks/maintenance
clothes
body
blonde hair
red hair
employment
speech
voice
choice of movies
sports
decorating
pms
money


So if we take the occasional playful crack at the guys, I don't think they should complain.

Again, I know that a lot of women are b****y, whiny, greedy, unfaithful, vain, etc., but so are a lot of men, so we should just all take the bad with a grain of salt, and accept the good with a smile and appreciation.

Who's complaining? I just figured that I would stir up the pot some.

Sorry for any misunderstanding, I wasn't saying YOU were complaining.

My statements were in general, though more directed at the other gentleman who posted. Like I said, we all take potshots at the opposite sex, but he seemed to take it a little too personally. The OP started a JOKE, but I think it got lost somewhere, lol.