But be gentle, I bruise easily lol.

put a little something in there about this shaker of salt you're looking for, good luck!

well put

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You're off to a really good start, but finished it badly. You don't need to tell women 'if ya wanna know, just ask.' Don't worry they will. But yeah, add some details about your ideal woman. And elaborate on your own details. And smile or strike a pose in a picture or two, or maybe put in some of your graphic work. Sorry if I come off as an A-hole; I'm really a nice guy. Just being honest. You seem like a good guy and I believe if you conveyed some more personality here, you just might have a good shot. And just one more piece of advice, play around in the forums. That is by far the best way to get peoples' attention.