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| Topic: Just a couple of red flags... | |
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if they,,,
won't stay over night... only call during certain times (I don't give a damn if it is cheaper after 9PM, give a couple minutes of peak minute calling to show you are real) if they can't do anything on weekend nights if they have their phone turned "off" every time they are with you if they can't take a call in front of you if they have to "think" about a lot of answers to simple questions if they spin you around like a bullfighter just as you walk in some place any other contributions? |
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He freaks out when you get lipstick on his shirt.
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if he wears lipstick...
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Looking for princes, kings, etc...
Just looking for friends, Have hang ups about men looking at their posteriors! Overly religiously hung up and I mean ANY religion... overly Sarcastic, just want to be friends... (THIS IS A DATING SITE AND DATING AND THEN SAYING "LETS JUST BE FRIENDS" IS A TERRIBLE WAY OF CALLING THINGS OFF AND IS MISLEADING! Get over yourselves) Too Feminist!!! (BIG ONE) Cuffs don't match the collars! (Picks do not match the reality) Certain jobs or lack there of... (As long as she is honest about being a stripper I have no prob with that. Closet stripper... BIG HUGE FAT PROBLEM) Don't drive their own cars... live higher than their income or means... live on Alimony (HUGE FLAG THE SIZE OF A JUMBO JET!) Lives with mom and dad!!! (FOR ANY REASON OTHER THAN ATTENDING COLLEGE OR BOLTED FROM A BAD RELATIONSHIP!) |
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He has to be home by ten to take his Seroquel...
He talks to someone other than you when you're alone... He gambles as a hobby and is always poor.... His fingers move like he's playing on the console but the video game isn't on.... He looks at the salad you made and asks, What's this? He orgasms afte three strokes and says, while folding arms over head, Damn babe, was it as good for you? You came, right? Then falls asleep. His drug dealer is on speed dial. He has a parole/probation officer. He voted for Bush, not the beer and not the 70's porn variety. He is the beer bong champion of his apartment complex. |
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if they call you by the wrong name more then once
they keep talking bout their "ex" wife/husband wont introduce you to their friends/family blows you off all the time |
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If they disappear and suddenly re-appear like nothing happened.
If they determine all the time the who what where when and why. If they promise to do something at a specific time and repeatedly don't keep their promises. (with lame excuses) If they won't introduce you to their friends/family. If they prefer to not be with you in public. If they get irritated/overly mad about 'simple' things. |
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Wow!
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He has to be home by ten to take his Seroquel... He talks to someone other than you when you're alone... He gambles as a hobby and is always poor.... His fingers move like he's playing on the console but the video game isn't on.... He looks at the salad you made and asks, What's this? He orgasms afte three strokes and says, while folding arms over head, Damn babe, was it as good for you? You came, right? Then falls asleep. His drug dealer is on speed dial. He has a parole/probation officer. He voted for Bush, not the beer and not the 70's porn variety. He is the beer bong champion of his apartment complex. 
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Everything is based on mommy or daddy's acceptance.
Talk about their family too much, everything is about their family (The whole "family love" thing does get way too much for me) Wields their independence like a weapon, Everything has to be in their interests, "They can do better than me so be happy they put up with me," (To which my immediate reply is "Then go!" as I end the relationship. I am never EVER living in the shadow of that one again.) Comparing me in any way to an ex or past love, Scared of stupid things like itsy bitsy spiders, bees, mice. Cloths Horses! Gotta drive a certain car Brand Name Whores, out to change me, lack of motivation or ambition, lack of any education (sorry but I insist on having kids by intelligent women if I have any choice in the matter! I do not want to raise dipsh*t kids!) A woman who has had more boyfriends than I can count on both hands! |
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I guess I was implicating cheaters but hey, what the hell
they're all red flags I guess 
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Edited by
Johncenawlife316
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Thu 05/07/09 11:58 AM
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She sleeps with every body you ever known.
She beats the crap of you for no reason but she thinks it's fun. She thinks she can kill you and every one and get a way with it just cause she a woman. She thinks she is better then every one you ever met or will meet. She calls / text you every day and every five seconds just to see where your at and who your with. She doesn't take no for an answer. She loves having sex with you but doesn't want to have any kids with you. She wants to rape you but you never knew about it. She rather kill you if she can't have you no body else can. She thinks she knows all your favorite foods. She dress you every which way she likes. She wants her friends to sleep with you and she wants to be come a part of it just for laughs. She wants you to become the next porn star but you refuse. She runs you off the road, saying oh sorry I was just trying to give you your lunch and a kiss good bye. She has a tracker on you. She pages you 1,900 times a day and if you don't respond to at least the 900 of those pages she will think you've been cheating on her. She goes hunting with you and your friends so she can keep and eye on you. She slaps you and beats the whole hell of you and when friends and family question you and you go to answer she replys he was in a bar fight and won. When she tired to kill you when you went to eat her food and you end up in the ER and she ask the doctor is he dead yet.. she get's piss and starts having crazy sex with you thinking that would help kill you faster. She pre program all of your radio stations to what she likes to listen to so you never miss her. She pre programs your cell phone while your online playing games, so every number you call goes back to her. She gets her boobs done just so you won't ever look at any other woman again. She has you marry both her and her friends, so your one happy family and will never feel the need to cheat on her or her friends. |
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Um, that's whack, dude.
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She sleeps with every body you ever known. She beats the crap of you for no reason but she thinks it's fun. She thinks she can kill you and every one and get a way with it just cause she a woman. She thinks she is better then every one you ever met or will meet. She calls / text you every day and every five seconds just to see where your at and who your with. She doesn't take no for an answer. She loves having sex with you but doesn't want to have any kids with you. She wants to rape you but you never knew about it. She rather kill you if she can't have you no body else can. She thinks she knows all your favorite foods. She dress you every which way she likes. She wants her friends to sleep with you and she wants to be come a part of it just for laughs. She wants you to become the next porn star but you refuse. She runs you off the road, saying oh sorry I was just trying to give you your lunch and a kiss good bye. She has a tracker on you. She pages you 1,900 times a day and if you don't respond to at least the 900 of those pages she will think you've been cheating on her. She goes hunting with you and your friends so she can keep and eye on you. She slaps you and beats the whole hell of you and when friends and family question you and you go to answer she replys he was in a bar fight and won. When she tired to kill you when you went to eat her food and you end up in the ER and she ask the doctor is he dead yet.. she get's piss and starts having crazy sex with you thinking that would help kill you faster. She pre program all of your radio stations to what she likes to listen to so you never miss her. She pre programs your cell phone while your online playing games, so every number you call goes back to her. She gets her boobs done just so you won't ever look at any other woman again. She has you marry both her and her friends, so your one happy family and will never feel the need to cheat on her or her friends. Damn bro, I'm hoping you're not talking from experience with just one woman,,,
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She sleeps with every body you ever known. She beats the crap of you for no reason but she thinks it's fun. She thinks she can kill you and every one and get a way with it just cause she a woman. She thinks she is better then every one you ever met or will meet. She calls / text you every day and every five seconds just to see where your at and who your with. She doesn't take no for an answer. She loves having sex with you but doesn't want to have any kids with you. She wants to rape you but you never knew about it. She rather kill you if she can't have you no body else can. She thinks she knows all your favorite foods. She dress you every which way she likes. She wants her friends to sleep with you and she wants to be come a part of it just for laughs. She wants you to become the next porn star but you refuse. She runs you off the road, saying oh sorry I was just trying to give you your lunch and a kiss good bye. She has a tracker on you. She pages you 1,900 times a day and if you don't respond to at least the 900 of those pages she will think you've been cheating on her. She goes hunting with you and your friends so she can keep and eye on you. She slaps you and beats the whole hell of you and when friends and family question you and you go to answer she replys he was in a bar fight and won. When she tired to kill you when you went to eat her food and you end up in the ER and she ask the doctor is he dead yet.. she get's piss and starts having crazy sex with you thinking that would help kill you faster. She pre program all of your radio stations to what she likes to listen to so you never miss her. She pre programs your cell phone while your online playing games, so every number you call goes back to her. She gets her boobs done just so you won't ever look at any other woman again. She has you marry both her and her friends, so your one happy family and will never feel the need to cheat on her or her friends.   
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She sleeps with every body you ever known. She beats the crap of you for no reason but she thinks it's fun. She thinks she can kill you and every one and get a way with it just cause she a woman. She thinks she is better then every one you ever met or will meet. She calls / text you every day and every five seconds just to see where your at and who your with. She doesn't take no for an answer. She loves having sex with you but doesn't want to have any kids with you. She wants to rape you but you never knew about it. She rather kill you if she can't have you no body else can. She thinks she knows all your favorite foods. She dress you every which way she likes. She wants her friends to sleep with you and she wants to be come a part of it just for laughs. She wants you to become the next porn star but you refuse. She runs you off the road, saying oh sorry I was just trying to give you your lunch and a kiss good bye. She has a tracker on you. She pages you 1,900 times a day and if you don't respond to at least the 900 of those pages she will think you've been cheating on her. She goes hunting with you and your friends so she can keep and eye on you. She slaps you and beats the whole hell of you and when friends and family question you and you go to answer she replys he was in a bar fight and won. When she tired to kill you when you went to eat her food and you end up in the ER and she ask the doctor is he dead yet.. she get's piss and starts having crazy sex with you thinking that would help kill you faster. She pre program all of your radio stations to what she likes to listen to so you never miss her. She pre programs your cell phone while your online playing games, so every number you call goes back to her. She gets her boobs done just so you won't ever look at any other woman again. She has you marry both her and her friends, so your one happy family and will never feel the need to cheat on her or her friends.
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Um, that's whack, dude. Yeah.. I know. Way too much infor, I guess I shouldn't of said a word..damn. 
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She sleeps with every body you ever known. She beats the crap of you for no reason but she thinks it's fun. She thinks she can kill you and every one and get a way with it just cause she a woman. She thinks she is better then every one you ever met or will meet. She calls / text you every day and every five seconds just to see where your at and who your with. She doesn't take no for an answer. She loves having sex with you but doesn't want to have any kids with you. She wants to rape you but you never knew about it. She rather kill you if she can't have you no body else can. She thinks she knows all your favorite foods. She dress you every which way she likes. She wants her friends to sleep with you and she wants to be come a part of it just for laughs. She wants you to become the next porn star but you refuse. She runs you off the road, saying oh sorry I was just trying to give you your lunch and a kiss good bye. She has a tracker on you. She pages you 1,900 times a day and if you don't respond to at least the 900 of those pages she will think you've been cheating on her. She goes hunting with you and your friends so she can keep and eye on you. She slaps you and beats the whole hell of you and when friends and family question you and you go to answer she replys he was in a bar fight and won. When she tired to kill you when you went to eat her food and you end up in the ER and she ask the doctor is he dead yet.. she get's piss and starts having crazy sex with you thinking that would help kill you faster. She pre program all of your radio stations to what she likes to listen to so you never miss her. She pre programs your cell phone while your online playing games, so every number you call goes back to her. She gets her boobs done just so you won't ever look at any other woman again. She has you marry both her and her friends, so your one happy family and will never feel the need to cheat on her or her friends. Damn bro, I'm hoping you're not talking from experience with just one woman,,,
One just never may know.
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if they,,, won't stay over night... only call during certain times (I don't give a damn if it is cheaper after 9PM, give a couple minutes of peak minute calling to show you are real) if they can't do anything on weekend nights if they have their phone turned "off" every time they are with you if they can't take a call in front of you if they have to "think" about a lot of answers to simple questions if they spin you around like a bullfighter just as you walk in some place any other contributions?  She doesnt want you to come over to her house,only comes over to your house
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her picture and the "reality of it" are galaxies apart.
she is fat and claims to be average. she is bi polar she is materialistic she is its my way or not at all she is always right your to dumb to do anything you don't get to have friends you don't get to have a life or your own ideas values oh never mind I will stay single screw this... and here is your lolipop for the day |
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