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Topic: No i dont have bloody swine flu!
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 05/06/09 06:58 PM
Its the worst time to get a cold at the moment, because EVERYBODY says 'You aint got that swine flu have ya?'. I swear i am gonna cough in the face of the next person that says it to me.

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 05/06/09 06:59 PM
You aint got that swine flu have ya?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 05/06/09 07:00 PM
You aint got that swine flu have ya? I didnt see that one coming!

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Wed 05/06/09 07:01 PM
You probably DO have the swine flu, don't you!

120557 Joined Fri 11/16/07 Posts: 763	Wed 05/06/09 07:01 PM
Its the worst time to get a cold at the moment, because EVERYBODY says 'You aint got that swine flu have ya?'. I swear i am gonna cough in the face of the next person that says it to me. Be very careful of who that person is cause you might leave with a broken jaw or nose.

coz1976 Joined Sun 07/13/08 Posts: 1196	Wed 05/06/09 07:02 PM
so is the bloody swine flu the same as the swine flu

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 05/06/09 07:03 PM
You probably DO have the swine flu, don't you! Whilst most women refer to me as 'that dirty nasty diseased pig', NO, i BLOODY WELL do NOT!

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Wed 05/06/09 07:03 PM
Quit frolicking with the porcine, and you'll be okay.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 05/06/09 07:04 PM
Its the worst time to get a cold at the moment, because EVERYBODY says 'You aint got that swine flu have ya?'. I swear i am gonna cough in the face of the next person that says it to me. Be very careful of who that person is cause you might leave with a broken jaw or nose. Its ok, i am a trained ninja.

durtydduck Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 1972	Wed 05/06/09 07:04 PM
hey Dan it beats goat crotch scabbing

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 05/06/09 07:05 PM
so is the bloody swine flu the same as the swine flu You can only get the former from female pigs at certain times of the month...

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 05/06/09 07:06 PM
Quit frolicking with the porcine, and you'll be okay. That is NO WAY to talk about my girlfriend!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 05/06/09 07:08 PM
hey Dan it beats goat crotch scabbing Thats true, i feel better now. Although now i am getting paranoid about this itch..

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Wed 05/06/09 07:08 PM
Feel better

FindMe1113 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 35104	Wed 05/06/09 07:08 PM
Quit frolicking with the porcine, and you'll be okay. That is NO WAY to talk about my girlfriend!

justme659 Joined Wed 10/03/07 Posts: 6144	Wed 05/06/09 07:26 PM
Soooooeeeeeeeee, Sooo, sooo EEEEEEEEEEEE!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 05/06/09 07:28 PM
Soooooeeeeeeeee, Sooo, sooo EEEEEEEEEEEE! What is your problem? Mad Cows Disease?

HockeyChick Joined Thu 10/23/08 Posts: 4194	Wed 05/06/09 07:28 PM


justme659 Joined Wed 10/03/07 Posts: 6144	Wed 05/06/09 07:30 PM
Soooooeeeeeeeee, Sooo, sooo EEEEEEEEEEEE! What is your problem? Mad Cows Disease? Thats a hog call you goofy bloke. I was just seeing if you would reply. And you did. So no swine flu huh? Fibber.

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Wed 05/06/09 07:33 PM Edited by whispertoascream on Wed 05/06/09 07:33 PM
You do not have the H1 N1 do you?