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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Tue 05/19/09 07:04 AM
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I have a guitar, bass guitar, bongos, and keyboards...
But with cheezy pick up lines and the fact that I'm a HAIRY MIDDLE EASTERN PERVERT who hits on anything on two legs (yes, that means boys and girls) nobody comes over my crib any more!!! Do you have room for one more on your yacht? I hear you throw wicked bbq parties on yer yacht every weekend!! |
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There is always room for one more on the yacht for the BBQ`S and the beer parties.
How do you spell relief? |
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Tue 05/19/09 07:41 AM
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"Get To Know Your Mad Arab Brothers"
Brought to you by Mahan Mahan (world famous in Reseda, Van nuys and parts of NoHo) Today's Mad Arab: Abdul Alhazred Who cares what he's notoriously infamous for... Don't he look sharp in his zoot suit? |
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How do I spell relief?
P I S S I N G Do you have a "going" problem? |
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Ya at the moment cant get going to work
Do you have a King size bed |
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Do you require a lot of leg room?
It's queen size, but fit for a king! Do you have a crown of thorns? |
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Crown but watch out for those pokey things...
Do you like James Bond |
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yes i do
do you have pointy things? |
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Only if it's shaken, not stirred...
Do you have free time at work to mingle? |
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Yes i do.
do you know the muffin man? |
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WHY YES i DO
DO YOU WANT SOME OF MY HOMEMADE MUFFINS |
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What'choo talkin'bout, Willis?
I AM the Muffin Man... Do you have the Pillsbury Dough Boy in your pocket or are you just a happy sap? |
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PILSBURY DOUGH BOY ain't got nothing on me
do you want to try my cookies? |
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Yes, I do.. Thank you.
Do you have a secret recipe for cookies? ...and are they chocolate chip? |
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I just made and mailed out cookies to evertonein the beardy house......they were chocolate chip, peanut butter, sugar, choc with pb chips and homemade candies AND yes I have a secret recipes that keeps the cookies nice and soft for a long time.
do you really think I am gonna share my secrets with you? |
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No, not really... Notice I didn't ask you to share your secret recipe. Just wondered if you HAD a secret recipe.
Do you have a secret you would like to share with us today? |
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umm...............that's not really your picture..OOPS...sorry that was YOUR secret not mine
do you enjoy harrassing other on the site? |
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No. But I like following you around.
I like your "cookies" and your "muffins". Do you have a good time on here teasing me? |
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Tue 05/19/09 12:36 PM
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I don't know if i have ever teased you, but rara, you are among my most favorite happy minglers and I got nothing but love for you, dude!
Do you have any left over bbq ribs in your fridge? I am hungry! |
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sorry no leftovers
do you know that MCdonalds sells ribs sometimes |
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