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Do you have a date? |
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Yes... with Elizabeth.
Do you have any juicy gossip? |
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No gossip
Do you have a moss covered three handled family credenza? |
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Doesn't everyone?
Do you have time for a new patient? I need help doc...! |
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I only have a master's, but yeah
Do you have anymore funny pics for that thread? |
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Yes...
Do you have a preference between Cialis or Viagra? |
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Neither both will make you go blind!
Can you speak a foreign language? |
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Yes...
3 dialects of Persian: Farsi (Iran) & Dari (Afghanistan) I can read, write and speak fluently... Tadjiki (Tadjikistan) I can only speak as they use the Russian alphabet! Do you have a Tazmanian-English dictionary? |
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nooo
do you have more than 100 books in your house? |
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Yes unfortunately most of them are IT related
Have you ever farted during sex? |
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no, but during foreplay, yeah...right on top of her
do you have something else you should be doing now? |
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Nope! am gainfully unemployed student
Do you have a pension? |
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Nope. I'm in the same boat as you.
Do you have a huge college loan to pay off? |
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Nope
Do you have a 401k? |
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No job = no 401k
do you have a life savings? |
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No, and my mumsy is gambling away my inheritence...
Do you have any idea how many people believe in invisible imaginary supernatural beings? |
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Yes!
Did you have an imaginary friend when you were a child? |
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Yes, his name was Allah.
Do you have a recipe for a pipe bomb? |
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Yes!
Do you a recipe for napalm? |
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no, but i can link you to a web site with it.
do you have a dollar? (cause i'm on my way to wendy's) |
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