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Topic: If you had to kiss a ....
Dan99's photo
Fri 05/01/09 07:21 PM

I'd kiss a cow on the bum, apparently it prevents chapped lips.


Plus you get a pat on the head.

RandomTandem's photo
Sat 05/02/09 02:43 PM


I'd kiss a cow on the bum, apparently it prevents chapped lips.


Plus you get a pat on the head.


I said kiss a cow's arse; nothing about a headstand even entered my mind.

How are ya anyway, and when we gonna get tipsy again?
drinker

Dan99's photo
Sat 05/02/09 02:45 PM



I'd kiss a cow on the bum, apparently it prevents chapped lips.


Plus you get a pat on the head.


I said kiss a cow's arse; nothing about a headstand even entered my mind.

How are ya anyway, and when we gonna get tipsy again?
drinker



Whenever you make it over without blowing us out like you normalliy do! haha!

I'll let you know when i am up there next mate. Not got anything booked as yet and she'll probably be coming down here next.


motowndowntown's photo
Sat 05/02/09 02:47 PM

I'd kiss a cow on the bum, apparently it prevents chapped lips.


Is that cow stump broke?

Marley's photo
Sat 05/02/09 05:35 PM

Porcupine or a skunk...which would you choose?

I'd kiss the porcupine...stubble can be sexy!!!

bigsmile


You like stubble?

RandomTandem's photo
Sat 05/02/09 06:58 PM


I'd kiss a cow on the bum, apparently it prevents chapped lips.


Is that cow stump broke?


It's an old Scottish joke.. really old.

:tongue:

Atlantis75's photo
Sat 05/02/09 07:03 PM

Porcupine or a skunk...which would you choose?

I'd kiss the porcupine...stubble can be sexy!!!

bigsmile


Why, you've never done this before?


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