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gayfifer Joined Sat 04/04/09 Posts: 6655	Fri 05/01/09 06:52 PM
i hear u but i wont rise to the bait coz i'm on here to find myself a good woman tonight and u aint using no bullsh1t to throw me off track. i'm a man on a mission. Pick me, pick me! I heard you could give vaginas orgasms! lol

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 05/01/09 06:52 PM
i hear u but i wont rise to the bait coz i'm on here to find myself a good woman tonight and u aint using no bullsh1t to throw me off track. i'm a man on a mission. Pick me, pick me! I heard you could give vaginas orgasms! Thats possible?!

gayfifer Joined Sat 04/04/09 Posts: 6655	Fri 05/01/09 06:54 PM
i hear u but i wont rise to the bait coz i'm on here to find myself a good woman tonight and u aint using no bullsh1t to throw me off track. i'm a man on a mission. Pick me, pick me! I heard you could give vaginas orgasms! Thats possible?! u know perfectly well it is more logical than believing that young man from another thread could!

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Fri 05/01/09 06:55 PM
not tonight...i gotta headache! You are so close to winning.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 05/01/09 06:56 PM
i hear u but i wont rise to the bait coz i'm on here to find myself a good woman tonight and u aint using no bullsh1t to throw me off track. i'm a man on a mission. Pick me, pick me! I heard you could give vaginas orgasms! Thats possible?! u know perfectly well it is more logical than believing that young man from another thread could! I dont know of any other threads. This is the only one i have ever participated in.

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Fri 05/01/09 07:01 PM
I can out-bulls**t most people on even an average day. Consider the gauntlet thrown down, Sir. And i can out bullsh1t you, Sir! On one of your bad days, which coincided with one of my good days? No way, you hairy love machine, you. Very inciteful remark.

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Fri 05/01/09 07:04 PM
...out bull**** me tonight? From crises and continuity in world politics to structural objectivisim. Or you can talk dirty to me. I should have caught that, Lex. I meant bullsh!t. I can talk dirty Promises, promises.

RandomTandem Joined Thu 09/11/08 Posts: 294	Fri 05/01/09 07:07 PM
I bet none of you have heard the story about the unfortunate bloke whose partner left him while he was unwell, then within a few months, his hamster died also.. His two best male friends had "enough on their own plates" for the unfortunate bloke to bother them to keep him company, so due to the combined aforementioned twists of fate, he became slightly unhinged. There was worse to come. Somewhere in his house lay a piece of rotten food, through which, unfortunate bloke's house became riddled with a plague of house-flies- 13 to be exact. Unfortunate Bloke couldn't find the source of the flies eggs, so he had an uphill battle fighting those flies; killing them one by one, [which btw, was also bad for his karma], but either the flies had to go, or his sanity would be lost. There was one other 'guest' in the house though; a harmless Daddy Long Legs [look up wiki, I cba explainin']. Unfortunate bloke saw the Daddy Long Legs as his one compadre among all the insects, but being a deep thinker, came to realise that even if he himself couldn't be free from the flies, at least the Daddy Long Legs deserved the freedom of the undulating plains, and heather covered mountains! Even if it meant U.B. was alone again with his 13 flies.. so U.B. resolved to set the Daddy Long Legs free.. all he had to do was capture the D.L.L. and set him free outside the front door. 6 times U.B. tried to catch D.L.L., 6 times he failed, so as a last resort he decided to gently swat the D.L.L. to stun it, then pick it up & gently place it outside.. but he swatted too hard and broke the Daddy Long Legs wing. Regretably, U.B. had to euthenase D.L.L. to ensure he didn't suffer, but U.B. resolved to exterminate the flies- for the honour of Daddy Long Legs and his ultimate sacrifice for freedom! And exterminate them he did. R.I.P. Daddy Long Legs. True story that.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 05/01/09 07:10 PM
I bet none of you have heard the story about the unfortunate bloke whose partner left him while he was unwell, then within a few months, his hamster died also.. His two best male friends had "enough on their own plates" for the unfortunate bloke to bother them to keep him company, so due to the combined aforementioned twists of fate, he became slightly unhinged. There was worse to come. Somewhere in his house lay a piece of rotten food, through which, unfortunate bloke's house became riddled with a plague of house-flies- 13 to be exact. Unfortunate Bloke couldn't find the source of the flies eggs, so he had an uphill battle fighting those flies; killing them one by one, [which btw, was also bad for his karma], but either the flies had to go, or his sanity would be lost. There was one other 'guest' in the house though; a harmless Daddy Long Legs [look up wiki, I cba explainin']. Unfortunate bloke saw the Daddy Long Legs as his one compadre among all the insects, but being a deep thinker, came to realise that even if he himself couldn't be free from the flies, at least the Daddy Long Legs deserved the freedom of the undulating plains, and heather covered mountains! Even if it meant U.B. was alone again with his 13 flies.. so U.B. resolved to set the Daddy Long Legs free.. all he had to do was capture the D.L.L. and set him free outside the front door. 6 times U.B. tried to catch D.L.L., 6 times he failed, so as a last resort he decided to gently swat the D.L.L. to stun it, then pick it up & gently place it outside.. but he swatted too hard and broke the Daddy Long Legs wing. Regretably, U.B. had to euthenase D.L.L. to ensure he didn't suffer, but U.B. resolved to exterminate the flies- for the honour of Daddy Long Legs and his ultimate sacrifice for freedom! And exterminate them he did. R.I.P. Daddy Long Legs. True story that. Thats truly a beautiful story.

RandomTandem Joined Thu 09/11/08 Posts: 294	Fri 05/01/09 07:12 PM
I knew you'd like it, you big softie.

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Fri 05/01/09 08:42 PM
American Daddy Long legs do not have wings...Scotland must be a wondrous place indeed!

trsmith22 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 5959	Fri 05/01/09 08:46 PM
...out bull**** me tonight? From crises and continuity in world politics to structural objectivisim. Or you can talk dirty to me. I should have caught that, Lex. I meant bullsh!t. I can talk dirty Promises, promises. OH but I CAN

speedbug72 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 771	Fri 05/01/09 08:52 PM
would you believe me if i told you i made c4 once an made a 10 ft round crater in the park at 1 am. man i was in trouble. i destroyed 3 cop cars an never was caught i paintballed some kids having sex in the country

Meg8771 Joined Fri 01/16/09 Posts: 5662	Fri 05/01/09 08:52 PM
I call bullsh!t!

RandomTandem Joined Thu 09/11/08 Posts: 294	Sat 05/02/09 02:36 PM Edited by RandomTandem on Sat 05/02/09 02:36 PM
I don't actually talk bulls**t online [except when it's obvious, or I'm rambling]. I used to make huge VDU's and radar enclosures for the U.S. Navy- not something I could do now with a clear conscience. I guess that counts me out of the B.S. championships.

EZ4Sheezy Joined Tue 01/20/09 Posts: 4694	Sat 05/02/09 03:37 PM Edited by EZ4Sheezy on Sat 05/02/09 03:37 PM


RandomTandem Joined Thu 09/11/08 Posts: 294	Wed 05/13/09 05:28 AM
American Daddy Long legs do not have wings...Scotland must be a wondrous place indeed! Ahh.. Scotland is the land of myths, monster and legends. So we can have whatever we like.