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...thing you've ever heard of?
and other absurd questions...... I like: Are you lying? How much do you tip a cow? What's the sound of one ass cheek farting? Been asked anything rediculous lately? (ASIDE from just now  )
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The science teacher on our team is beginning the sex ed unit - always interesting. Anyway, he got asked today if a guy can take a whiz while having an erection. I wish he wouldn't say those things when I've just taken a drink - got water all over my keyboard!
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The science teacher on our team is beginning the sex ed unit - always interesting. Anyway, he got asked today if a guy can take a whiz while having an erection. I wish he wouldn't say those things when I've just taken a drink - got water all over my keyboard! 
I love the scene in Ferris Bueller when the teacher asks, "Who was the first person to suggest the theory of asexual reproduction?" Bueller: Your wife? |
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The science teacher on our team is beginning the sex ed unit - always interesting. Anyway, he got asked today if a guy can take a whiz while having an erection. I wish he wouldn't say those things when I've just taken a drink - got water all over my keyboard!
I love the scene in Ferris Bueller when the teacher asks, "Who was the first person to suggest the theory of asexual reproduction?" Bueller: Your wife? I used to have most of that movie memorized.
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why are there interstate highways in hawaii?
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why are there interstate highways in hawaii?
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When you tell someone you went to Joe's funeral today and they go "did he die?????"
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When my 7th graders ask me "Can I go to the bathroom?" and I respond "I don't know, can you?"
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The most ridiculous question to me is "What do you mean?" when what you said was pretty darn clear. My usual response is .."Did I stutter?"
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When someone starts a sentence with, "Okay, you want me to be perfectly honest?" I say "Noooo I'd love you to lie to my face"
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 "Teacher..can I go take a piss?"
 "No little Johnny, the correct term is urinate. If you can use the word urinate I will excuse you to the restroom."
"Can you do that little Johnny?"
Uran8, but if you had bigger hooters you'd be a 10. NOW can I piss?"
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Excuse me is this the back of the line?.....
No, we're all standing in line backwards Ahole! -Andrew dice Clay |
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