I was going to say a bunch of shiznit here but suffice to say.

I was wishing she would communicate more (and ready to listen without trying to problem solve)

She could match me beer for beer and would fart louder and more often than I (didn't really watch sports or fix that much)..but all the same........

The Cliches Are Dead!

Aren't they?

So you're saying I should wear the strap-on tonight

Read a few profiles.

The cliches are all that's left!

So True Lex!

...but in practical application...they seem to disipate

Is it that, or is it just that we get so used to them that they stop making any kind of impact?

I know that, when reading profiles, it's actually OK (maybe better) for me to fall into a narcoleptic trance before I start -- because only maybe once every four years or so am I going to run into anything with the slightest semblance of originality to it -- after a few billion "laid back" and "easy going" and "I like to have fun" profiles, and spelling and grammar from the late Cretaceous, I wonder what it would be like to meet someone who actually transcended clichedom! Alas, there has been no such creature since, oh, the trilobite....

Well if you actually CAN fall into the trance you speak of there's hope...and rest for the weary.....but I only say that because
"I have a really great sense of humor".

Don't give up hope for trancendence my friend...there just might be an unaccounted for marine arthropod founded by an original beauty who's easy going and laid back...just having fun..without the need to say so

Oh people are havin fun with THAT tonight Jazz.
Luya Baby!

Freaky people!....sure they got nothing on YOU!
You STILL haven't answered... SLAVE!

Is this where I can get a man to do my dishes????

Get a dishwasher Gypsy

I intend to!!!! And he will be shirtless!!!

Now MadamX, there's a driver

Somehow I KNEW that

Yaaaaaaaaaa Im going to get one of those nice/bad/nice guys!!!!

I can give you a run for your money on Option # 2...the rest is gravy...