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Topic: The Beardy-House - part 48
Pink_lady Joined Sun 08/24/08 Posts: 2507	Thu 04/30/09 03:58 PM
Speaking of 'bearded men'....can i slip a joke in?! Retire to Alaska Tom had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. 'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...' 'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks Thank you.' As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'.' 'Not a problem' says Tom. 'Aftr 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'. Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.' 'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! I'll be there. Thanks again.' 'More'n likely be some wild s*x, too,' 'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?' 'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'

Frenchfry_03 Joined Fri 01/02/09 Posts: 3918	Thu 04/30/09 04:01 PM


MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Thu 04/30/09 04:03 PM
Pink, that was perfect. Michelle, not the ones I wanted but I'm going to keep trying. Those will tide you over.

arcadefan Joined Thu 09/06/07 Posts: 17484	Thu 04/30/09 04:07 PM
No I can still keep it going, I just haven't been on a lot. You can go whenever you want!! I think a lot of people do, miss her that is. I don't really know her that well though. Hi ARCADE evening frenchy

MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Thu 04/30/09 04:08 PM
Michelle, finally got it to load. Enjoy.

arcadefan Joined Thu 09/06/07 Posts: 17484	Thu 04/30/09 04:08 PM
Speaking of 'bearded men'....can i slip a joke in?! Retire to Alaska Tom had been in Police work for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. 'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...' 'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks Thank you.' As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'.' 'Not a problem' says Tom. 'Aftr 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'. Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.' 'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! I'll be there. Thanks again.' 'More'n likely be some wild s*x, too,' 'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?' 'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.' evening pink good joke

arcadefan Joined Thu 09/06/07 Posts: 17484	Thu 04/30/09 04:08 PM
Michelle, finally got it to load. Enjoy. evening ((chrissy))

plk1966 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 31042	Thu 04/30/09 04:11 PM
Let me know if you need me for anything? Yeah I do......show up for it

arcadefan Joined Thu 09/06/07 Posts: 17484	Thu 04/30/09 04:12 PM
Let me know if you need me for anything? Yeah I do......show up for it evening (((patti)))

plk1966 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 31042	Thu 04/30/09 04:13 PM
(((((CHARLES))))))

arcadefan Joined Thu 09/06/07 Posts: 17484	Thu 04/30/09 04:14 PM
(((((CHARLES)))))) how are you doing tonight?

Frenchfry_03 Joined Fri 01/02/09 Posts: 3918	Thu 04/30/09 04:15 PM
What's happening? (((arcade))) Thanks Chrissy, it's beautiful Patti, I meant other than that.

plk1966 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 31042	Thu 04/30/09 04:15 PM
I'm good...how are you...........hey I heard a rumor that you are moving

arcadefan Joined Thu 09/06/07 Posts: 17484	Thu 04/30/09 04:21 PM
What's happening? (((arcade))) Thanks Chrissy, it's beautiful Patti, I meant other than that. you can call me charles nothing much what is your 1st name?

arcadefan Joined Thu 09/06/07 Posts: 17484	Thu 04/30/09 04:22 PM
I'm good...how are you...........hey I heard a rumor that you are moving yes i am moving i'm doing alright thx for asking

plk1966 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 31042	Thu 04/30/09 04:26 PM
What's happening? (((arcade))) Thanks Chrissy, it's beautiful Patti, I meant other than that. we will see what I need. first looking into campgrounds

Frenchfry_03 Joined Fri 01/02/09 Posts: 3918	Thu 04/30/09 04:26 PM
What's happening? (((arcade))) Thanks Chrissy, it's beautiful Patti, I meant other than that. you can call me charles nothing much what is your 1st name? Hi Charles, nice to meet you, it's Michelle.

arcadefan Joined Thu 09/06/07 Posts: 17484	Thu 04/30/09 04:28 PM
What's happening? (((arcade))) Thanks Chrissy, it's beautiful Patti, I meant other than that. you can call me charles nothing much what is your 1st name? Hi Charles, nice to meet you, it's Michelle. hi michelle nice to meet you as well

Frenchfry_03 Joined Fri 01/02/09 Posts: 3918	Thu 04/30/09 04:33 PM
I need to scrounge up some food....I've got a major food headache going on, see everyone later. flowers for all

FETTS61 Joined Sat 08/18/07 Posts: 31425	Thu 04/30/09 04:57 PM
hey michelle charles patti chrissy