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You know the story....all the standards...
What do you get a nudist for her birthday? How come we drive on a parkway and park in the driveway? If you shoot a mime should you use a silencer? Would LOVE to see some new ones! |
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if you shoot a hooker is it murder or shoplifting???
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If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
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Oh!! This is fun!
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U can tune a piano but U can't tune a fish.
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If a man speaks in the woods and no woman is there........
is he still wrong??? |
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Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
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 U got me on this I don't know any...
OK hold on, I'm thinking 
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If a man speaks in the woods and no woman is there........ is he still wrong??? 
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If you shoot a mime should you use a silencer?
When you read them their Miranda rights, how do you tell them they have the right to remain silent? |
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If a man speaks in the woods and no woman is there........ is he still wrong??? lol i forgot that one...it's my favorite...and yes he's still wrong  and will hear about it when she comes back
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Edited by
Mr_Music
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Sun 04/26/09 07:32 AM
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If you chop the hands off an Italian person (or a woman!
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I suppose this could apply to rappers as well.... |
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Is a man who goes through the airport turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok?
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For most males today:
If you put a man's hat on straight, would his head be crooked or backward? |
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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If you eat pasta and then eat antipasta, are you still hungry?
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Can impregnation happen just by staring if one is c0ckeyed?
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If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? |
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when does mingling turn into co-mingling?
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