Hi I'm Chrissy and I've been clean....damn still not clean and totally addicted. Turn on's include long, slow, kisses, puppies and sunsets. Turn offs: cell phones, beauty pagents and mean people.

Hi, I'm still Pete.....

I tried Mingle2 once and quit. I tried it again 10 months later thinking, "I can quit anytime I want to...." Now I'm hopelessly hooked.......I am no longer in control.......

is there life after mingle?

My name is mud
Not to be confused with bill or jack or pete or dennis
My name is mud and its always been
cause Im the most boring sons-a-***** youve ever seen
I dress in blue-yes navy blue
From head to toe Im rather drab except my patent shoes
I make em shine, well most the time
cept today my feet are troddin on by this friend of mine
Six foort two and rude as hell
I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell
My name is mud

My name is mud, but call me alowishus devadander abercrombie
Thats long for mud so Ive been told
Told that by this sonsa***** that lies before me bloated blue and cold
Ive got my pride, I drink my wine
Id drink the finest except I havent earned a dime in several months
Or were it years
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
My name is mud

No, we're all stuck here until the ends of time!

Have to say this is a first. Reciting Primus lyrics on a dating site