Topic: Say my name...
TwilightsTwin's photo
Wed 04/22/09 09:54 AM
Take one out and scratch my head,
I am now black but once was red.


What am I ?

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Wed 04/22/09 09:55 AM
WHAT CAN RUN ACROSS THE FLOOR WITH NO LEGGSS???????????

no photo
Wed 04/22/09 09:56 AM

Take one out and scratch my head,
I am now black but once was red.


What am I ?

NEWSPAPER

TwilightsTwin's photo
Wed 04/22/09 09:57 AM


Take one out and scratch my head,
I am now black but once was red.


What am I ?

NEWSPAPER


nope

TwilightsTwin's photo
Wed 04/22/09 09:58 AM

WHAT CAN RUN ACROSS THE FLOOR WITH NO LEGGSS???????????


vacuum?

TwilightsTwin's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:05 AM
the answer to the last one of mine was:

A match:wink:

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Wed 04/22/09 10:10 AM


WHAT CAN RUN ACROSS THE FLOOR WITH NO LEGGSS???????????


vacuum?
NO ITS WATER............

Dan99's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:12 AM



WHAT CAN RUN ACROSS THE FLOOR WITH NO LEGGSS???????????


vacuum?
NO ITS WATER............


I was going to say piss

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Wed 04/22/09 10:13 AM
Yuck! Only if you can't "hold your water."

lilith401's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:14 AM

Yuck! Only if you can't "hold your water."


Um, it would be when he can't make it to the WC....laugh

TwilightsTwin's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:14 AM




WHAT CAN RUN ACROSS THE FLOOR WITH NO LEGGSS???????????


vacuum?
NO ITS WATER............


I was going to say piss


laugh

TwilightsTwin's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:15 AM
My voice is tender, my waist is slender and I'm often invited to play. Yet wherever I go I must take my bow or else I have nothing to say.


What am I?

lilith401's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:15 AM
A violin?

TwilightsTwin's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:16 AM

A violin?


correct!:banana:

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Wed 04/22/09 10:16 AM
Good guess!

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Wed 04/22/09 10:21 AM


WHAT CAN RUN ACROSS THE FLOOR WITH NO LEGGSS???????????


vacuum?
GOOD FOR A SECOND ANSWER.........

Dan99's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:23 AM
What has got two thumbs, speaks French and like blowjobs?

TwilightsTwin's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:24 AM
I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die.

lilith401's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:24 AM

What has got two thumbs, speaks French and like blowjobs?


Dan99??

TwilightsTwin's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:25 AM

What has got two thumbs, speaks French and like blowjobs?


you?