1. Your plants are alive and you can’t smoke them

2. Having sex in a twin bed is now out of the question

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge

4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed

5. You hear your favorite song in the elevator

6. You watch the Weather Channel

7. Your friends “marry” and “divorce” instead of “hook up” and “break up”

8. You go from 130 days of vacation to 14

9. Jeans and sweaters no longer qualify as “dressed up”

10. You’re the one calling the police because those kids next door won’t turn down their music

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you

12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up

14. You feed the dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt

16. You take naps

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. will severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach

19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids instead of condoms and pregnancy tests

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good sh*t”

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time

22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I will never drink that much ever again”

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of the computer is for actual work

24. You drink at home to save money before going to the bar

25. When your friend tells you they are pregnant, you tell them “Congratulations!” instead of asking “Oh Sh*t! What the hell happened?”

Guess I have'nt grown up yet then ! Whew thanks I was gettin worried !

True so true...that was super thanks for sharing that i laughed the whole way through

great list

thats great