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Dear Magic 8 Ball:Will I ever be able to play B.Dylan or Jewel's music respectfully on my acoustic guitar?  
8 Ball says, "Yes! If you will put down the skin mag long enough!"   
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Dear Magic 8 Ball:Why didn't my beloved Boston Bruins hoist the Cup this yr?
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Magic 8 ball- Do I need my f***in' raincoat today?
ooops! sorry! and will Jhavez ever close his curtains? I'm going blind!  
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Dear Magic 8 Ball:Why didn't my beloved Boston Bruins hoist the Cup this yr?
8Ball says "I didn't think basketball players had to wear Jock Straps?" |
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Magic 8 ball- Do I need my f***in' raincoat today? ooops! sorry! and will Jhavez ever close his curtains? I'm going blind!
8 Ball says "Yes! You can't flash people without a raincoat!" Because it is you Hooly you get a 2fer.. 8 Ball says "You cut his cord so he COULDN"T close his blinds!" |
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Dear Magic 8 Ball:
 Shakes 8 ball again.My beloved B's are a Hockey team.Dear Magic 8 Ball:Do U come with a warranty upon purchse?
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8 Ball says, " Yes! Hockey players have to hoist their cups! They get all twisted in the game!"
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8 Ball says, " Yes! Hockey players have to hoist their cups! They get all twisted in the game!"  
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Magic 8 Ball: Why doesn't Holly just knock on my door instead of peeping into my bedroom window?
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Magic 8 ball-
why doesn't Jhavez put some pants on so he can answer the door if I knock? |
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Magic 8 Ball: Why does Holly pretend she would get embarrassed if I answer the door without any pants?
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Magic 8 Ball: Why does Holly pretend she would get embarrassed if I answer the door without any pants? 8 ball - why is Jhavez reading my mind?   
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8 Ball says, " You two are enablers! You both need help!"
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8 Ball says, " You two are enablers! You both need help!" Oh! my,U are such a wise & intuitive magic 8 ball.I shall keep U 4ever & place U as the center piece upon my mantle.I shall always keep U dust free & very shiny.
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Magic 8 Ball: I won an all expense paid 2 week vacation to Hawaii for two. What Mingle woman would be the most likely to want to go with me?
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Magic 8 Ball: I won an all expense paid 2 week vacation to Hawaii for two. What Mingle woman would be the most likely to want to go with me? Magic 8 ball- tell Jhavez I would go but I don't want the natives looking at my keister...
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Well are you gonna put out yet ?T
 he winning numbers I mean ! Where was your mind going ?
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8 Ball says, " You two are enablers! You both need help!" Oh! my,U are such a wise & intuitive magic 8 ball.I shall keep U 4ever & place U as the center piece upon my mantle.I shall always keep U dust free & very shiny.
8 Ball say, " Don't worship Balls...Its not proper!" |
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Magic 8 Ball: I won an all expense paid 2 week vacation to Hawaii for two. What Mingle woman would be the most likely to want to go with me? 8 Ball says, " Hooly would go but she doesn't want the natives looking at her keister... "
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8 Ball says, " You two are enablers! You both need help!" Oh! my,U are such a wise & intuitive magic 8 ball.I shall keep U 4ever & place U as the center piece upon my mantle.I shall always keep U dust free & very shiny.
8 Ball say, " Don't worship Balls...Its not proper!" 
Dear Magic 8 Ball:Why do I always get wedgie's when I'm in-line skating? 
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