Topic: GRANDMA'S BIRTH CONTROL PILLS
tigerman1956's photo
Tue 05/08/07 03:41 AM
This doctor had been seeing an 80 year old woman for most of her
life . He finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all
her medications that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as
he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possible help you sleep."

She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.

"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it
in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter
drinks....................and believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

You Gotta Watch Them Grandmas..........God Love Them

newguy's photo
Tue 05/08/07 03:51 AM
drinkerto all grandmothers drinker

no photo
Tue 05/08/07 04:18 AM
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yeah tiger, that will be me @ 80 yrs old...lmao!!

GreenEyedHippieChick's photo
Tue 05/08/07 04:44 AM
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Hey I was thinking of doing that with my girlslaugh laugh

elle024's photo
Tue 05/08/07 08:52 AM
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oldsage's photo
Tue 05/08/07 08:54 AM
Good for her.
More than one way to skin a cat.
Cat never knew, also.

Duffy's photo
Tue 05/08/07 08:55 AM
u can not grind up birth control pills and give to your daughters. it is
overmedicating them without their permission.:wink:

lady_blues's photo
Tue 05/08/07 09:48 AM
good one,lol

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Tue 05/08/07 10:15 AM
laugh laugh It sounds like something my Grandmother wouldlaugh

Alada's photo
Tue 05/08/07 10:22 AM
quoting: "u can not grind up birth control pills and give to your
daughters. it is overmedicating them without their permission."

Who's gonna tell?

daniel48706's photo
Tue 05/08/07 10:25 AM
hell who is gonna even know besides the grandmother? lol

bigpappa4331's photo
Tue 05/08/07 10:27 AM
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flutter5's photo
Wed 05/09/07 06:22 PM
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