Topic: If you farted...
EZ4Sheezy's photo
Sun 04/19/09 05:37 AM
...(SBD) on a crowded elevator:

would you 'fess up and apologize, or 'fess up and not apologize?

or play along with everybody else and hold your shirt over your nose while looking around with everybody for someone else to blame?

Could you hold back your laughter at everybody else's disgust?



If it was somebody else:

Would you maintain your poise?

or would you let out a big, "My God!!! What did you eat?!?!"



What would you do?

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Sun 04/19/09 05:41 AM
Giggle.....I can't help it, I just giggle.

One of my favorite outtakes from the american idol auditions this year was a girl who got up on stage to audition and farted (it was audible, no real denying it happened).
She said......
"Oh my god, I just totally farted!".

Gotta respect someone who can fess up to it.


jasmintilsunset's photo
Sun 04/19/09 05:44 AM
I guess it depends on what we were doing when he/she farted. If the person was doing strenous things... (ie) lifting something heavy, getting squeezed really hard or doing something uncomforatable, then i think overlooking it would be the best... However, if the person who released the gas.. was just sitting there and blantly lifted thier leg and let it rip, that is gross and should clearly excuse themselves and find the nearest bathroom! LOL.

Gossipmpm's photo
Sun 04/19/09 06:00 AM
Definitly say sorry

Someone else: just say. It happens

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Sun 04/19/09 06:05 AM
I would say pull my finger if U are interested in experiencing a new & unreleased solo acoustic sequel before U reach your desired floor.noway rofl

beachbum069's photo
Sun 04/19/09 06:06 AM

I guess it depends on what we were doing when he/she farted. If the person was doing strenous things... (ie) lifting something heavy, getting squeezed really hard or doing something uncomforatable, then i think overlooking it would be the best... However, if the person who released the gas.. was just sitting there and blantly lifted thier leg and let it rip, that is gross and should clearly excuse themselves and find the nearest bathroom! LOL.

Good 1st post. Welcome to the site and enjoy the forumsflowerforyou

irad8you's photo
Sun 04/19/09 06:06 AM
Edited by irad8you on Sun 04/19/09 06:07 AM
I would act like i didn't smell anything. As the saying goes, whoever smelt it, dealt it lol

Snoman1951's photo
Sun 04/19/09 06:16 AM
quick stop at next floor...get the doors open and save as many lives as possible bigsmile oops

Pink_lady's photo
Sun 04/19/09 06:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqkc5xdVWKY


Pink_lady's photo
Sun 04/19/09 06:32 AM
Classic Peter Sellers "fart in lift"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu6QBoDPw9U&feature=related

motowndowntown's photo
Sun 04/19/09 06:37 AM
I would say,"you did it".

Pink_lady's photo
Sun 04/19/09 06:38 AM
This was the outtake of that scene...if u forward to 2.59, u will see how they handled it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9KGjK9aluk


Am i the only 1 who thinks Peter Sellers was great?! lol!

whispertoascream's photo
Sun 04/19/09 06:40 AM
I would probably keep quiet and go along with everybody else.

EZ4Sheezy's photo
Sun 04/19/09 06:43 AM


I guess it depends on what we were doing when he/she farted. If the person was doing strenous things... (ie) lifting something heavy, getting squeezed really hard or doing something uncomforatable, then i think overlooking it would be the best... However, if the person who released the gas.. was just sitting there and blantly lifted thier leg and let it rip, that is gross and should clearly excuse themselves and find the nearest bathroom! LOL.

Good 1st post. Welcome to the site and enjoy the forumsflowerforyou


Wow, didn't even notice! I feel honored that a first post made by such a pretty lady was made on my fart thread!

Welcome and I hope you have fun here. Look forward to seeing you around. The forums is the place to be huh?

laugh flowerforyou

AndyBgood's photo
Sun 04/19/09 06:49 AM
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I would not fess to squat.