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Finally, women have a polite form letter to send out and avoid those awkward and messy confrontations:
Dear (NAME), I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name and number on file should an opening become available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition: (Check those that apply) Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it. Your first name is objectionable. It is just not something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion. You failed the 20 Question Rule: I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself. Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms by the truckload" indicates that you may be interested in me for something other than my personality. Your legs are skinnier than mine. Your breasts are bigger than mine. You're too short. Any son that we produced would inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess. You're too tall. I'm developing a chronic neck condition from trying to kiss you. You have a hairy back. I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing. The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable. The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation. You still live with your parents. You are older than my father. This will not work. I am old enough to be your mother. This will not work. Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your wardrobe of Star Trek uniforms a little disconcerting. Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend lead me to suspect that you are some sort of psychotic stalker. Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait that I am seeking in a long term partner. The fact that you refer to the Pro Bowler's Tour as "must see TV" demonstrates that you do not meet my intelligence requirements. Somehow I doubt those condoms that I found in your overnight bag were really necessary for a successful business trip. I am out of your league; set your sights lower next time. Other (Explain):______________________________________ Sincerely, (YOUR NAME HERE) PERSONAL RESOURCES DEPARTMENT  
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lmfao.....to great to not use!
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