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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 35
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 04/26/09 10:42 AM
Isn't your dads name Bill?....Bill Collector?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 10:44 AM
oK it doesnt tell me......but its a landline and its on main street. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mini me and pawn shop is circling in my head right now!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 10:45 AM
weird.......it has 2 numbers. the other number ends with a 7.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 10:45 AM
Should I call it???

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Sun 04/26/09 10:46 AM
A well dressed Gent came knocking on my door saying he was a Bill Collector. I gave him the pile off of my desk.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 10:46 AM
Ok weird.......its another nursing home. Strange location on the map though. My friend must be trying to call me orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr they want to give me a job????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 10:47 AM
Isn't your dads name Bill?....Bill Collector? hahaha years of call display taught me not to answer the phone!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 10:48 AM
A well dressed Gent came knocking on my door saying he was a Bill Collector. I gave him the pile off of my desk.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 10:51 AM
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS RETURN OF THE BIG BOUNCEY DOG!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 10:53 AM
Its like Clifford the big red dog!!!! but its a poodle!!!! Gaaaaaaaaaaaawd I dont like poodles. Especially those french poodles!!!! Yappy lil nipper dogs!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Sun 04/26/09 10:53 AM
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS RETURN OF THE BIG BOUNCEY DOG!!! How'd YOU know my pet name for it?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 10:56 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 11:08 AM
Dear diary.... Im staring at my tulips Im staring at my tulips Im staring at my tulips and NOTHING AGAIN!!! This is worse than waiting for childbirth!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sun 04/26/09 11:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm3bNXIAK_Y&feature=related

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Sun 04/26/09 11:19 AM
Dear diary.... Im staring at my tulips Im staring at my tulips Im staring at my tulips and NOTHING AGAIN!!! This is worse than waiting for childbirth!!! If I put roses on your piano, will you put tulips on my organ?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 11:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm3bNXIAK_Y&feature=related oMG.........that is sooooooooooooo 1991!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 11:22 AM
Dear diary.... Im staring at my tulips Im staring at my tulips Im staring at my tulips and NOTHING AGAIN!!! This is worse than waiting for childbirth!!! If I put roses on your piano, will you put tulips on my organ?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 11:26 AM
Dear diary......my milk says april 24. It is april 26....... Is it cottage cheese???? Is it time to make lasagna again???

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Sun 04/26/09 11:36 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 11:37 AM
Its still good........I did the smell test!!!! No lumps forming yet.