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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 35
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 04/25/09 11:51 PM
Im too tired and sore to molest myself...........unless I get out my hand dandy man hand backscratcher!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 04/25/09 11:51 PM
Turns hand backwards and thinks of gypsy.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 04/25/09 11:53 PM
Turns hand backwards and thinks of gypsy. dont forget to lick the screen!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 04/25/09 11:53 PM
Biker.....you have to quit hugging your bike like that. It looks like you loooooooooooooooove it!!

74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Sat 04/25/09 11:53 PM
Im too tired and sore to molest myself...........unless I get out my hand dandy man hand backscratcher!!! see, if you'd have married another person instead of yourself, then you'd have someone there to take care of that molesting. i think you're going to regret you decision and in a few months you'll be filing for divorce. . . .

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 04/25/09 11:57 PM
Im too tired and sore to molest myself...........unless I get out my hand dandy man hand backscratcher!!! see, if you'd have married another person instead of yourself, then you'd have someone there to take care of that molesting. i think you're going to regret you decision and in a few months you'll be filing for divorce. . . . Ya youre right. I need someone to do those things for me. But then I think of things like......toilet seats and snoring and farting and then I dont wanna!!

74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Sun 04/26/09 12:00 AM
Im too tired and sore to molest myself...........unless I get out my hand dandy man hand backscratcher!!! see, if you'd have married another person instead of yourself, then you'd have someone there to take care of that molesting. i think you're going to regret you decision and in a few months you'll be filing for divorce. . . . Ya youre right. I need someone to do those things for me. But then I think of things like......toilet seats and snoring and farting and then I dont wanna!! build me a guest house and then i'll come live there and take care of these "extras" for you and won't have to listen to your snoring or deal with you putting the seat down when i'm needing it up. . . .

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 12:01 AM
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Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 12:01 AM
Im too tired and sore to molest myself...........unless I get out my hand dandy man hand backscratcher!!! see, if you'd have married another person instead of yourself, then you'd have someone there to take care of that molesting. i think you're going to regret you decision and in a few months you'll be filing for divorce. . . . Ya youre right. I need someone to do those things for me. But then I think of things like......toilet seats and snoring and farting and then I dont wanna!! build me a guest house and then i'll come live there and take care of these "extras" for you and won't have to listen to your snoring or deal with you putting the seat down when i'm needing it up. . . . I have a beautiful shed.....complete with wasp nests in the summer and bugs!!!!

74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Sun 04/26/09 12:09 AM
Im too tired and sore to molest myself...........unless I get out my hand dandy man hand backscratcher!!! see, if you'd have married another person instead of yourself, then you'd have someone there to take care of that molesting. i think you're going to regret you decision and in a few months you'll be filing for divorce. . . . Ya youre right. I need someone to do those things for me. But then I think of things like......toilet seats and snoring and farting and then I dont wanna!! build me a guest house and then i'll come live there and take care of these "extras" for you and won't have to listen to your snoring or deal with you putting the seat down when i'm needing it up. . . . I have a beautiful shed.....complete with wasp nests in the summer and bugs!!!! what about a toilet? . . .

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 12:11 AM
Men dont need toilets. They just pee on trees!!!! My neighbours have lovely cat crap circles.....I will just say its my cats!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 12:15 AM
Sooooooooooo I offer a zillllllllllllllion dollars for a massage and no takers?>?????? What a bunch of dfshjkdfsahjkdfsahjkfdshjsdfkhjfsdk!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 12:15 AM
Me dont love you long time now!!!!

74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Sun 04/26/09 12:18 AM
Me dont love you long time now!!!! i'd love you all night long if you really wanted. but then you wouldn't be able to do much tomorrow. . . .

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 12:22 AM
Me dont love you long time now!!!! i'd love you all night long if you really wanted. but then you wouldn't be able to do much tomorrow. . . . Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh really????

74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Sun 04/26/09 12:23 AM
Me dont love you long time now!!!! i'd love you all night long if you really wanted. but then you wouldn't be able to do much tomorrow. . . . Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh really???? yep. but i think you're too chicken to find out. . . .

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 12:23 AM
Dear diary.........apparantly scotty doesnt like this picture. Oh well!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 12:24 AM
Me dont love you long time now!!!! i'd love you all night long if you really wanted. but then you wouldn't be able to do much tomorrow. . . . Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh really???? yep. but i think you're too chicken to find out. . . . Drew.........Im INSATIABLE!!! You couldnt handle me!!!

74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Sun 04/26/09 12:25 AM
Me dont love you long time now!!!! i'd love you all night long if you really wanted. but then you wouldn't be able to do much tomorrow. . . . Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh really???? yep. but i think you're too chicken to find out. . . . Drew.........Im INSATIABLE!!! You couldnt handle me!!! and i'm the inspiration for the energizer bunny. i keep going and going and going and going....... . . .

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 12:26 AM
Me dont love you long time now!!!! i'd love you all night long if you really wanted. but then you wouldn't be able to do much tomorrow. . . . Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh really???? yep. but i think you're too chicken to find out. . . . Drew.........Im INSATIABLE!!! You couldnt handle me!!! and i'm the inspiration for the energizer bunny. i keep going and going and going and going....... . . . I want video!!!