What is something that really irks you when you go out to dinner with someone?

Get your minds out of the gutter!

Fork Biters.........ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The napkin goes IN your lap my friend, not to swab your mouth with and toss back on the table.

Tasting food off my plate

they leave when the bill comes.!!!

Bad or no tippers. It is just rude.

constant complaining or on the phone

When she don't pull my seat out...Before she sit's down

When she starts talking w/ food in her mouth.It makes we want to yell Hello! is that food crumbs on my sleeve?

I just HATE it when I'm eating dinner/having interesting conversation with someone, when said person ends up wanting to whip out her cell phone and start texting her friends every other second. The same thing goes if her phone's got a camera as well, as THEN she'll be emailing her idiot friends pics of whatever stupid crap she's taking pics of.

Another one is when the other party decides to not eat lightly, only to want to pick food off of YOUR plate. It's almost like Wimpy should appear out of somewhere and say, "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Hamburger today!".

I only did that one time!

And you said, "I don't like onions". So I was getting them out of the way

I don't like it when someone blows their nose at the table.

Your a double dipper, I saw you take a bite of that chicken wing & then dip it back in the sauce

I don't like it when people answer their cell phones when we are out to dinner.

I was just giving it extra flavor!

I feel ya on that put some on your plate peeps

I see, a little added spice

I would have to say chewing with their mouth open.
If I wanted to hear it or see it, I would ask