My name is Johnny and most women tell me no way!
But every John is a player and every dog will have his day.
I told her I was single and that I would be around.
After I penetrated her...I was no where to be found.
She saw me out with my wife, she knew I was full of crap.
She decided to confront me, she just would not shut her trap
I said my name is Johnny! with a back hand I gave her Slapp.
She called me an asshole and said her brother gots her back.
Her brother was a marine and he did three tours in Iraq.
Trained to kill, break necks and im no match for that.
The day I met him was the day I got my ass kicked!
A world of pain was mine.. the day that I lost my pride.
I guess I had it coming and Im lucky to be alive.....

It was the day I met the alligator he tried to swallow me alive.
It was the day I fled, the path I led, to get out from inside.
I just opened up them choppers and took a look around.
but before I damm well knew it, them bones came crushing down.
He was so violent and I was just his pray. It was the end of life as I knew it....
Yet it was just another day....

Now im standing nose deep in quicksand with nothing left to say.
This sandy pit will most likely be my unmarked grave.
Yet its just another day....

Johnny $lapp

"Just another day.."....pass...