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Not teasing!!!!!!!!!!!! It would be my pleasure to spank your bare bottom........... 
 Whenever you're feelin froggy, mah Man...
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Oh I am feeling froggy all right...Its just a long way to indiana...and you told me you are a taken woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Fri 05/29/09 01:32 PM
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You better stop dead in yer tracks... I got you in my sight and I got a lock on your behind...! 
*looks at the tiny lil red dot on my cheekie* Hmmm. Well then...geezzz man It's just a thread  MEANY!!!
Haha! I bluffed and you fell for it. It was just a laser pointer and a clown gun...! 
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*SIGH* I was...and then I was booted onto my ass into the "Friend" category. I mean really..WTF is up with THAT??
 
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Haha! I bluffed and you fell for it. It was just a laser pointer and a clown gun...!
YOU are a bad man
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*SIGH* I was...and then I was booted onto my ass into the "Friend" category. I mean really..WTF is up with THAT??
sorry honey......Well ya got me.....I will never do that to you..... 
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AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU are some sweet...
 
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Grabs the thread... throws a jack under it....and goes to pumping...up down...up down...up down....
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Grabs the thread... throws a jack under it....and goes to pumping...up down...up down...up down.... Stop right there, lady. Do you have a license to operate that jack? I'm gonna need to see some identification, please. 
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Grabs the thread... throws a jack under it....and goes to pumping...up down...up down...up down.... Stop right there, lady. Do you have a license to operate that jack? I'm gonna need to see some identification, please. Blushes....squeaks out a little yelp....jumps to her feet....knocks over the jack...lets out a louder yelp (as the jack falls on her toe) .... and starts hopping around on one foot cupping the other foot in her hand....... |
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Fri 05/29/09 06:44 PM
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Grabs the thread... throws a jack under it....and goes to pumping...up down...up down...up down.... Stop right there, lady. Do you have a license to operate that jack? I'm gonna need to see some identification, please.
Blushes....squeaks out a little yelp....jumps to her feet....knocks over the jack...lets out a louder yelp (as the jack falls on her toe) .... and starts hopping around on one foot cupping the other foot in her hand....... You need medical attention... There's no time to call the paramedics, but not to worry ma'am. I'm fully certified to perform CPR. I'm gonna first need you to take off your shirt and undo your bra please..." |
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Hmmm...I wouldn't trust him...something tells me he's up to no good
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Continues to hop about as a shocked expression covers her face and her leery eyes bounce from Kindred to Mahan.. wondering who to trust..who to believe.....
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"You got lucky this time, ma'am. I'm gonna let you go with a warning. I just got an emergency call and must take off..."
"I'd stay off that foot if I were you..." |
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 ha ha ha.... so fun
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Continues to hop about as a shocked expression covers her face and her leery eyes bounce from Kindred to Mahan.. wondering who to trust..who to believe..... Trust me of course  Mahan is a bad bad boy *nods all serious n stuff*
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"OK, I'm back and I got two pairs of handcuffs...!"
<<<takes out his pistol and starts waving it around...>>> "Jotiwa, Kindred, you're both under arrest. Assume the position...!" 
<<<proceeds to cuff the two ladies...>>> "Now before I start to grope you ladies, by law, I'm obligated to read you yer rights... ...ahem... You have a right to remain silent, if not, ball gags will be placed in your mouths. You have a right to a mingle attorney. If you can't afford one, it's tough noodles. Yadda, yadda, yadda, so on and so forth and whatnot..." |
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Mahan...I give you 10 seconds to remove these cuffs *gentle smile* Or I'm going to have to hurt you.
Am the cuffee not the cuffer silly man 
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