GM and Segway to merge

2 failed companies joining toghther to make the Puma. Where do they come up with these ideas?

http://www.usatoday.com/money/autos/2009-04-06-puma-segway-gm_N.htm

Over a fat pile of cocaine while they try to quaff enough Viagra to make use of all the prostitutes they hired.


Segway's are like so totally (DAMN, I wanted to say GAY but I can't . The Adjective does not fit and makes the moderators mad!) A WASTE! I walk faster than a Segway goes. And now the PUMA? just another slow vehicle I can walk faster than.


Chimps can run GM better!

If GM needs some management they can hire me to straighten their act out. Kiss the Hummer GOODBYE if I had my way!

My attitude is smaller is better. And the union labor contracts? Boy would I screw them good! With reorganization comes renegotiation and I would tell them to accept what I offer or watch me lay off the entire work force indefinitely and hire a whole new 1099 labor force. I would also threaten to take more of the operations of the company to places where we can operate more competitively. It works like this, Our ball park, our rules now. there is fair and there is being screwed and the unions will not be the ones screwing anybody at that point. Non 1099? $9:00 start to turn screws and minimal benefits. 1099 employee? $18:00 an hour start and only workers comp insurance provided by employer. All management subject to audit and a lot of it (40% or more) reduction in management staff. That is where I would start!

i guess with some posts the title of the thread is correct

I want one.