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Topic: New pick up line LOL
MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Sun 04/05/09 09:29 AM
Never heard this one before... Til today!!! Is there a cell phone in your pocket because that arse is calling me.

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sun 04/05/09 09:31 AM
I already have one azz in my pants...I don't need another one...

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Sun 04/05/09 09:32 AM
where do people come up with these lines??? LOL

Audie Joined Thu 07/17/08 Posts: 1898	Sun 04/05/09 09:35 AM
I like this one: "You blew my mind, now blow me!"

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Sun 04/05/09 09:36 AM
Ooohhh brother Did ya laugh on his face!

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sun 04/05/09 09:37 AM
If you were a bisquit...I'd sop my gravy with you...

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Sun 04/05/09 09:39 AM
I like this one: "You blew my mind, now blow me!" Now that's a line I'd go for audie!!!

Audie Joined Thu 07/17/08 Posts: 1898	Sun 04/05/09 09:40 AM
I like this one: "You blew my mind, now blow me!" Now that's a line I'd go for audie!!!

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Sun 04/05/09 09:40 AM
If you were a bisquit...I'd sop my gravy with you... And what did she say back....... I crack myself up.

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Sun 04/05/09 09:43 AM
"May I push in your stool?" (Newest pickup line in gay bars)

Audie Joined Thu 07/17/08 Posts: 1898	Sun 04/05/09 09:44 AM
"May I push in your stool?" (Newest pickup line in gay bars)

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Sun 04/05/09 09:45 AM
"May I push in your stool?" (Newest pickup line in gay bars) Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sun 04/05/09 09:48 AM
How do you seat four people in a gay bar? Turn the stool upside down...

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14519	Sun 04/05/09 09:51 AM


Down2earthdebbie Joined Tue 12/05/06 Posts: 6097	Sun 04/05/09 09:55 AM
Never heard this one before... Til today!!! Is there a cell phone in your pocket because that arse is calling me. Well I call it a can of COKE............

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Sun 04/05/09 10:07 AM
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can so see myself in your pants.

evilbabe277 Joined Thu 02/19/09 Posts: 2751	Sun 04/05/09 10:18 AM
Never heard this one before... Til today!!! Is there a cell phone in your pocket because that arse is calling me. they must of made it up from that commercial regarding the new blackberry flip phone where the husbands butt always dials the wifes phone lol

therapy30 Joined Sat 11/15/08 Posts: 1799	Sun 04/05/09 10:20 AM
Did you fart, coz I'm just blown away.

FreeToB Joined Wed 07/02/08 Posts: 1332	Sun 04/05/09 10:37 AM
I met a 20 something girl in a cafe. Told her "I wish I was 10 seconds younger". "10 SECONDS!?" "Yeah, because 10 seconds ago, before you turned around, I thought you were old enough to f**k". It was just being funny, which I am guilty of way too often, (in my own mind anyway) but we're still great friends to this day.

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Sun 04/05/09 10:46 AM
I met a 20 something girl in a cafe. Told her "I wish I was 10 seconds younger". "10 SECONDS!?" "Yeah, because 10 seconds ago, before you turned around, I thought you were old enough to f**k". It was just being funny, which I am guilty of way too often, (in my own mind anyway) but we're still great friends to this day. LOL thats a good one!!!