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Shhhhhh.....listen very carefully....I think DMV is sneaking around the corner...looking for you lady........and they have an EVIL GRIN on their faces!
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Shhhhhh.....listen very carefully....I think DMV is sneaking around the corner...looking for you lady........and they have an EVIL GRIN on their faces! the FBI is following them, and they're lookin' for you! 
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Guys...I've seen this woman drive, trust me...you just want to jump into the nearest substantial tree and pray! *evil grin* I never let any female drive me anymore. they all give me anxiety, i haven't found one that doesn't. |
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They say to truly understand how 'spiritual' a person is, get in the car with them. I locked myself out of my car, with no spare on me. Now I needed to be at a wedding, to officiate, in a short period of time. A friend from church offered to drive me to my house and back. She drove like my house was on fire, and when she got behind someone poking along and on their cell ph. she started to say something, and then said "maybe they are calling the prayer line for support?" Anyway I got to the wedding a bit late, everything turned out fine. But I never forgot that, and now I say the same thing when people start to piss me off out on the road. The longer I am behind the wheel, the more forgiving I am becoming. evilbabe, the first pic was great!!! 
thanks I thought it was a good one as well but not sure how the mods would handle it so thought I would clean it up myself
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Guys...I've seen this woman drive, trust me...you just want to jump into the nearest substantial tree and pray! *evil grin* I never let any female drive me anymore. they all give me anxiety, i haven't found one that doesn't. (puts her arm around him casually) come on over here, I can drive you to wherever you need to go. No need to be alarmed.... |
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WE dont have road rage. We have idiot albertans with their big azzzzzzzzzz trucks trying to drive over top of you.
I drive like this ------> 
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Guys...I've seen this woman drive, trust me...you just want to jump into the nearest substantial tree and pray! *evil grin* I never let any female drive me anymore. they all give me anxiety, i haven't found one that doesn't. (puts her arm around him casually) come on over here, I can drive you to wherever you need to go. No need to be alarmed.... nooo that's fine; no panic attacks for me 
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Guys...I've seen this woman drive, trust me...you just want to jump into the nearest substantial tree and pray! *evil grin* I never let any female drive me anymore. they all give me anxiety, i haven't found one that doesn't. (puts her arm around him casually) come on over here, I can drive you to wherever you need to go. No need to be alarmed.... nooo that's fine; no panic attacks for me
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Bad Habit lyrics - Offspring Hey man you know I'm really okay The gun in my hand will tell you the same But when I'm in my car Don't give me no crap Cause the slightest thing and I just might snap When I go driving I stay in my lane But getting cut off it makes me insane I open the glove box Reach inside I'm gonna wreck this fu*ker's ride I guess I got a bad habit Of blowin' away Yeah I got a bad habit And it ain't goin' away Yeah Well they say the road is a dangerous place If you flip me off I'm the danger you'll face If you drive on my a** Your foot's on the gas And your next breath is your last Drivers are rude Such attitudes But when i show my peace Complaints cease Something's odd I Feel like I'm god You stupid dumbsh*t go**am motherfu**er I open the glove box Reach inside I'm gonna wreck this ****er's ride now i feel just a little better.... I play that tune all the time LOVE it! 
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My City is second on the list.
Top Ten Cities With Road Rage, Last Update: March 1st, 2009 Add to my yahoo for new polls, and the next top ten update! Don't let those big insurance companies fool you with their annual road rage ratings. Those surveys may be accurate for the days they gathered the information, but cities change and so does the road rage. The list below uses only the most recent visitor input, and constantly changes. Johnson, AR (702.25) Houston (602.75) Dallas (503.75) Baltimore (486.5) Springdale, AR (459.25) Baton Rouge (457.25) Youngstown (449.5) Aurora, IL (442.75) Atlanta (435.5) Los Angeles (430.5) |
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Guys...I've seen this woman drive, trust me...you just want to jump into the nearest substantial tree and pray! *evil grin* ok you just earned a serious time out there, buddy! and your time out is gonna be in the car with me! muahahahaha I've seen it! Christina drives her car like lightning. You mean she drives very fast? No, she hits trees. |
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It's the dis Christina night, everyone! Let me have it, I can take it (just don't hit with the hard cantelope that could knock me out.)
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Are those cantelopes real? Or did you have them done? hehehe
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aww man, I was all ready for some great dissing....
daz eats nuts and bolts for dinner, the ones that fall off his truck when he drives it over roadblocks. |
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"I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work
this morning on I-95 I look over to my left and there's Christian in her car doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I look away for a couple seconds and when I look back she's halfway over in my lane. Scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee." |
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hahahahaa
seriously, that is a big pet peeve of mine - women who do all of their makeup when they are driving! 
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hahahahaa seriously, that is a big pet peeve of mine - women who do all of their makeup when they are driving!
you gotta admit though, some women are very talented. One hand can take care of all makeup needs, the other hand takes care of holding cell phone! How are they steering the wheel? |
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hahahahaa seriously, that is a big pet peeve of mine - women who do all of their makeup when they are driving!
you gotta admit though, some women are very talented. One hand can take care of all makeup needs, the other hand takes care of holding cell phone! How are they steering the wheel? that's when it gets into the area of seriously disturbing thought... |
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