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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 31
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 04/01/09 11:50 AM
I need one of those or 20!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 04/01/09 11:52 AM
dEAR DIARY.......Ive decided to become a nun.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 04/01/09 11:53 AM
Yeah, its always one LOSER gets my phone number and gives it out like halloween candy to the children. I used to answer the phone "Trick or treat you worthless f*ckin loser"!!! They are so dumb they never got the joke. I can program some funny chit on my blackberry. Ringtones, picture popups, message sends. If my phone is ringing the theme music from the movie psycho (SHREIK! SHREIK! SHREIK!) don't answer it- its a psycho. You can program anything you want for a ringtone for each number.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 04/01/09 11:55 AM
http://mingle2.com/topic/show/215696 this guy made me want to be a nun.......I never want to be with a man again!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 04/01/09 11:55 AM
The backwoods redneck freind- the theme banjo music from deliverance.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 04/01/09 11:56 AM
Yeah, its always one LOSER gets my phone number and gives it out like halloween candy to the children. I used to answer the phone "Trick or treat you worthless f*ckin loser"!!! They are so dumb they never got the joke. I can program some funny chit on my blackberry. Ringtones, picture popups, message sends. If my phone is ringing the theme music from the movie psycho (SHREIK! SHREIK! SHREIK!) don't answer it- its a psycho. You can program anything you want for a ringtone for each number. Do I get a song???

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Wed 04/01/09 11:56 AM
lmao ! my cousin has his set up if some one calls ....it say's fukc you im not answering you !

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Wed 04/01/09 11:59 AM
ya,he's not the brightest light bulb in the pack !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 04/01/09 11:59 AM
lmao ! my cousin has his set up if some one calls ....it say's fukc you im not answering you ! Anyone want a welfare burger????>

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 04/01/09 12:00 PM
My asshole boss- madonna like a virgin. Or queen bohemian rhapsody. My bosses mamma had a devil for a son who screws MEEEEEE! Screws MEEEEE! Screws MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Da da bomp bomp bomp da da da bomp bomp bomp.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 04/01/09 12:04 PM
Yeah, its always one LOSER gets my phone number and gives it out like halloween candy to the children. I used to answer the phone "Trick or treat you worthless f*ckin loser"!!! They are so dumb they never got the joke. I can program some funny chit on my blackberry. Ringtones, picture popups, message sends. If my phone is ringing the theme music from the movie psycho (SHREIK! SHREIK! SHREIK!) don't answer it- its a psycho. You can program anything you want for a ringtone for each number. Do I get a song??? ...too much time on my hands by styx?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 04/01/09 12:05 PM
I wannnnnnnnnnnnnna good song!!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Wed 04/01/09 12:05 PM
here i am ....im the motherfukcer of the year !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 04/01/09 12:05 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm my welfare burgers are the best!!! Sooooooooooo much garlic.......enough to kill a small mammal!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 04/01/09 12:07 PM
omg........work called. They want me to be there by 1........

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 04/01/09 12:08 PM
Im going to be sick

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 04/01/09 12:08 PM
And when my boss calls that picture of gypsys catbox full of football turds pops up for a picture. My alcoholic cousin nick? A drunken passed out ronald mcdonald picture. Asshole chad? Photo of a spyncter.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 04/01/09 12:09 PM
they want to discuss my return to work???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 04/01/09 12:11 PM
I dont want to go. I want to tell them to all fukc off!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 04/01/09 12:12 PM
Good luck gypsy girl. I have the feeling this is all going to work out in your favor.