You know...when someone comes up behind you, steps on the back of your shoe (& the back of your heel ) thus "flattening" it...& they think it's sooooooo hilarious?

The occasional whoopie cushion = Funny.

Pulling a chair out from underneath someone = NOT funny.

How do you feel about these practical jokes...& do you pull them?

How about covering the toilet with Saran Wrap?

My brother is the KING of practical jokes. I warn you, DO NOT turn your back on him for even a second, because he'll getcha. Doesn't matter who you are.

I can't resist people wearing sweat pants, I just gotta pants 'em

That is so wrong!

It's all just part of irritating people.



Don't Panic!

I love larry the cable guy!..... Oooops. Wrong thread
Sorry

Now, this is where we will be able to seperate the from the ...

I cannot divulge my secrets, because then everybody will know what to expect, and that's no fun.

I am good friends with a dentist and he was getting married so we gave him vaseline as part of a gag gift with a real gift of course.

Anyway back to vaseline I went to another dentist and we put novacaine in the vaseline ....

Guess what happened on his wedding night.....

We're all a little bit of both.........
Heaven doesn't want us and hells afraid we'll take over!

Put tabasco sauce in a beer

had the entire waitstaff sing Happy B-day to a friend NOT on her B-day cause she had a bad day, the waitstaff knew and the reaction was priceless.

A few of us 's took the wall off my porch at my farmhouse, then picked up a friends VW, while he and his G/F were at a concert and put it in the kitchen, on it's side. Then we put the wall back up. A few hours later, he walked into the house, looked at his car and just walked by, like he was saying is that all you got.

Go into someone's kitchen cupboards and cut all the labels off the canned foods.

I never thought it was funny until I envisioned you yelling "Ooops! Flat Tire!" after doing it intentionally.

I always envision Ace Ventura doing it in When Nature Calls...& I always kinda' thought you'd be into pain...

I don't mind an occasional practical joke, as long as it isn't hurtful AND you are willing to clean up after it yourself.

For example: Filling someone's office with balloons: Cool (none of these pics are mine) http://www.flickr.com/photos/borkweb/431903263/
Covering everything on their desk with tin foil: way cool, especially if you take the time to do each thing. http://www.flickr.com/photos/borkweb/428158976/

Making it look like the room is filled with Styrofoam packing peanuts: Love it! http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2008/04/cubicle_o_peanuts_prank.html

Doing something that could actually hurt them (like the tack on the chair) WAY uncool.

I've done construction work for the greater majority of my life, most of the years with my brother. I try to make it a point to work WITH him, but I also try to avoid working NEXT to him, because he'll use every opportunity to his advantage, and no one gets mercy. Aside from the fact that he has absolutely no bones about having bad ass on any given day, enough to make a person want to jump off the roof, that's the least of it.

I remember one summer when we were doing a roof job. It was a 3-story house, dark roof, middle of summer. Blisteringly hot. As per normal, most guys often work shirtless because of the heat, and we were no exception. Another guy we were working with (John) had taken his shirt off and tossed it aside. At the end of the day when we were cleaning up, John hunted high and low, but he couldn't find his shirt. Upon further inspection of the roof, he noticed a small portion of red material sticking out from under a section of shingles. My brother had shingled right over John's shirt.

Another time, a different guy (Doug) was shingling next to my brother, and he had the adjustable length of his tool belt always flopping in the way. My brother got pissed, and took his nail gun and nailed the tail of Doug's belt right to the roof....with about 10 nails.

Another job, the aforementioned John was working applying shingles near the rake edge of the (garage) roof, dangling his leg off the edge. My brother was working around the building underneath, putting up new soffit. Ever so slowly and gently, my brother untied John's shoelace, then carefully tied it way up underneath to one of the rafters....then nailed it. John had no idea, until he tried to move. Since he couldn't reach far enough underneath to remove the lace, he had to remove his boot instead, then go down and retrieve his boot from the rafter. What made it even more funny was, it was the middle of winter, with three feet of snow on the ground.

I could go on and on....

My mom is afraid of about anything that moves, so one October when all the freaky stuff came out I was able to find this mouse that looked very real I stuck it in her Cig case with just the head barly sticking out I sat on the couch looking into her room and before I knew it she was screaming and had jumped clear across the other side of the bed OMG I was laughing so hard but then I thought about it and what if I would have given her a heartattack or something whew thank god it wasn't her time that night we still laugh about it