Am I in the right room?

<-----Does this pic make my butt look big?


Does posting this goofy pic qualify me as a dork?

((( Lady )))

Where have you been all night???

Been away from here. Had to have a break.


(stands up in the room)...Hi my name is Melisa and I am....um.....an
addict......of these dang forums!!!!...lol

he blows goats I have proof

Tiny: Wayne. How you doin'?
Wayne Campbell: Hey, Tiny, who's playing today?
Tiny: Jolly Green Giants and the ****ty Beetles.
Wayne Campbell: ****ty Beetles? Are they any good?
Tiny: They suck.
Wayne Campbell: Then it's not just a clever name.

blows!!....who blows? surely you aint talking about my sweet lil monkey!
look again...he only blows himself...lol

Found somewhere to hide my bone.

not the monkey just in general
LMAO

lmao you guys crack me up

Ooh, Dream Weaver, I believe you can get me through the
night..............Ooh, Dream Weaver, I believe we will see the morning
light"...................

Wayne Campbell: Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell.
I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago - excellent.
I've had plenty of jo-jobs; nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it
this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. Ok,
so I still live with my parents, which I admit is bogus and sad. However
I do have a cable access show, and I still know how to party. But what
I'd really like is to do Wayne's World for a living. It might happen.
Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.

Whew. That's good. He's not old enough yet for anything more than a
pacifier. But it just goes to show why you should never kiss a monkey.

PARTY ON, WAYNE!!!

Party on Garth

Wayne Campbell: It certainly does suck.

Wayne Campbell: Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still
love me when I'm an incredibly humungoid giant star?
Cassandra: Yeah.
Wayne Campbell: Will you still love me when I'm in my
hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase?
Cassandra: Yeah.
Wayne Campbell: Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate,
sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties,
waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet
phase?
Cassandra: Yeah.
Wayne Campbell: Okay, party. Bonus.

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Chris, we have to keep these photos in our profile......LMAO

They're our "Personas" LMAO

Hey Two Lip..........What's a Happenin'?

Wayne Campbell: Well, that's all the time we had for our movie. We hope
you found it entertaining, whimsical and yet relevant, with an
underlying revisionist conceit that bullied the films emotional
attachments to the subject matter.
Garth Algar: I just hoped you didn't think it sucked.