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Topic: Help (unrelated to Mingle)
TBRich's photo
Wed 03/25/09 07:57 AM
I never knew how small my pen1s was, how bald and fat i was or how many Russian women want to marry me, or how many complete strangers want to give me millions of dollars until I got e-mail.

talldub's photo
Wed 03/25/09 07:59 AM
Sadly there's not much you can do. The spam filters are complex systems using a weighting method to try determine whether or not something is spam. There are new systems in development that might radically improve things but spammers currently can employ sophisticated techniques to bypass current measures. I find gmail to have the best spam filters, i might get a spam message in my inbox once or twice a year.

ladywolf9653's photo
Wed 03/25/09 08:00 AM

I never knew how small my pen1s was, how bald and fat i was or how many Russian women want to marry me, or how many complete strangers want to give me millions of dollars until I got e-mail.


I used to get a bunch stating they were from women who had "read my profile" and were lusting after a "strong American male" such as myself. Had I KNOWN that my gender had switched, I'd be taking up all those size enhancement offers, because apparently I need them! laugh

BonnyMiss's photo
Wed 03/25/09 08:01 AM
These messages are so obviously automated, they address me by my name then promptly dive into the spheel of telling me how to retain an erection or enlarging my penis size to keep my partner happy and prevent her from straying!!! noway rofl

Mr_Music's photo
Wed 03/25/09 08:02 AM
Edited by Mr_Music on Wed 03/25/09 08:04 AM
No wonder so many women think virtually all men suffer from Small D!ck Syndrome.

It's amazing that they haven't come up with some medical solution for Large Vagina Syndrome.

ladywolf9653's photo
Wed 03/25/09 08:03 AM

These messages are so obviously automated, they address me by my name then promptly dive into the spheel of telling me how to retain an erection or enlarging my penis size to keep my partner happy and prevent her from straying!!! noway rofl


Yes, and if I didn't know how bad the onslaught would be were I to reply, I would have some fun replying to some of the more entertaining messages I've received over the years, hehe

BonnyMiss's photo
Wed 03/25/09 08:09 AM


These messages are so obviously automated, they address me by my name then promptly dive into the spheel of telling me how to retain an erection or enlarging my penis size to keep my partner happy and prevent her from straying!!! noway rofl


Yes, and if I didn't know how bad the onslaught would be were I to reply, I would have some fun replying to some of the more entertaining messages I've received over the years, hehe


rofl rofl rofl rofl

Nigerian scammers are my absolute favourites!!! I have actually replied to a few, telling them where to get off and also informing them I have gadgets that can identify and trace them to their headquarters, and any information I have collected about them will be passed on to Interpol. I have kept a record of the email address and have never heard from those particular addresses ever again! :laughing:

talldub's photo
Wed 03/25/09 08:10 AM

No wonder so many women think virtually all men suffer from Small D!ck Syndrome.

It's amazing that they haven't come up with some medical solution for Large Vagina Syndrome.

Tunnel syndrome could work?!

ladywolf9653's photo
Wed 03/25/09 08:14 AM



These messages are so obviously automated, they address me by my name then promptly dive into the spheel of telling me how to retain an erection or enlarging my penis size to keep my partner happy and prevent her from straying!!! noway rofl


Yes, and if I didn't know how bad the onslaught would be were I to reply, I would have some fun replying to some of the more entertaining messages I've received over the years, hehe


rofl rofl rofl rofl

Nigerian scammers are my absolute favourites!!! I have actually replied to a few, telling them where to get off and also informing them I have gadgets that can identify and trace them to their headquarters, and any information I have collected about them will be passed on to Interpol. I have kept a record of the email address and have never heard from those particular addresses ever again! :laughing:


I agree, the Nigerian scams are wonderful. There's a site out there that turns the tables on them, and scams the scammers. It's pretty entertaining to read the logs of some of the threads!

I love it when I get 4 or 5 in a row, stating that I'm the sole winner of such-and-such lottery, lol. One day, I won 7 different lotteries - I was apparently on a roll!


BonnyMiss's photo
Wed 03/25/09 08:17 AM

No wonder so many women think virtually all men suffer from Small D!ck Syndrome.

It's amazing that they haven't come up with some medical solution for Large Vagina Syndrome.



They have:Enlarge your penis size ads................ tongue2

ladywolf9653's photo
Wed 03/25/09 08:22 AM


No wonder so many women think virtually all men suffer from Small D!ck Syndrome.

It's amazing that they haven't come up with some medical solution for Large Vagina Syndrome.



They have:Enlarge your penis size ads................ tongue2


LMAO!

That nearly made me spit coffee, hehehe

Riding_Dubz's photo
Wed 03/25/09 08:23 AM
quit lookin at porn, laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

ladywolf9653's photo
Wed 03/25/09 08:24 AM

quit lookin at porn, laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


Bah, if they didn't want us to look, they wouldn't be flashin' it in our faces all day!

Isn't that the typical line? *grins*

Winx's photo
Wed 03/25/09 08:24 AM


No wonder so many women think virtually all men suffer from Small D!ck Syndrome.

It's amazing that they haven't come up with some medical solution for Large Vagina Syndrome.



They have:Enlarge your penis size ads................ tongue2


rofl

Mr_Music's photo
Wed 03/25/09 08:57 AM
Edited by Mr_Music on Wed 03/25/09 08:58 AM


No wonder so many women think virtually all men suffer from Small D!ck Syndrome.

It's amazing that they haven't come up with some medical solution for Large Vagina Syndrome.



They have:Enlarge your penis size ads................ tongue2


Oh, yes! I've seen those! I believe they were called, "Compensate For The Echo Chamber" pills. tongue2 :laughing:

ladywolf9653's photo
Wed 03/25/09 09:08 AM



No wonder so many women think virtually all men suffer from Small D!ck Syndrome.

It's amazing that they haven't come up with some medical solution for Large Vagina Syndrome.



They have:Enlarge your penis size ads................ tongue2


Oh, yes! I've seen those! I believe they were called, "Compensate For The Echo Chamber" pills. tongue2 :laughing:


LOL @ "Echo Chamber". If someone has that problem, not sure any pill is going to fix it noway

BonnyMiss's photo
Wed 03/25/09 09:08 AM



No wonder so many women think virtually all men suffer from Small D!ck Syndrome.

It's amazing that they haven't come up with some medical solution for Large Vagina Syndrome.



They have:Enlarge your penis size ads................ tongue2


Oh, yes! I've seen those! I believe they were called, "Compensate For The Echo Chamber" pills. tongue2 :laughing:


Do you expect a sausage is adequate to fill the Grand Canyon? bigsmile

Mr_Music's photo
Wed 03/25/09 09:10 AM




No wonder so many women think virtually all men suffer from Small D!ck Syndrome.

It's amazing that they haven't come up with some medical solution for Large Vagina Syndrome.



They have:Enlarge your penis size ads................ tongue2


Oh, yes! I've seen those! I believe they were called, "Compensate For The Echo Chamber" pills. tongue2 :laughing:


Do you expect a sausage is adequate to fill the Grand Canyon? bigsmile


Should that even BE expected? :laughing:

BonnyMiss's photo
Wed 03/25/09 09:24 AM





No wonder so many women think virtually all men suffer from Small D!ck Syndrome.

It's amazing that they haven't come up with some medical solution for Large Vagina Syndrome.



They have:Enlarge your penis size ads................ tongue2


Oh, yes! I've seen those! I believe they were called, "Compensate For The Echo Chamber" pills. tongue2 :laughing:


Do you expect a sausage is adequate to fill the Grand Canyon? bigsmile


Should that even BE expected? :laughing:

Yes, if you no longer desire a mail box full of "Increase your penis size" ads. laugh

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