A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
But what the heck, he says to himself, 'I can really use a drink.'

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, 'What's the name of your wee wee?'

The cowboy says, 'Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a drink.'

The gay waiter says, 'I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your wee wee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'

The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.

So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, 'Hey bud, what's the name of yours?' The man looks back and says with a smile 'Timex,' and the thirsty cowboy asks, 'Why Timex?' The fella proudly replies, 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, 'So, what do you guys call yours?' The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, 'FORD, because Quality is Job One.' Then he adds, 'Have you driven a Ford lately?'
The guy next to him then says, 'I call mine CHEVY, 'Like A Rock.' and gives a wink.

Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name. He exclaims, 'The name of my wee wee is 'Secret'.Now give me a beer'

The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asked, 'Secret?'

The cowboy says, 'Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN'

THAT WAS SO CLEVER!!!!!

That was good. Although I am not to sure about calling a wee wee Ford. I mean come on do you really want to be Found On Road Dead? Or do you really want the Driver to Return On Foot

I have to agree with you ... my cousin sent it to me and I just had to share with everyone...lol