For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model
Date: 2009-01-14, 2:09AM PDT
Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.
Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.
Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.
Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a failed effort at camouflaging them.
Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.
Needs front-end work–Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.
May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,
Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply.
Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.

If that dont work for ya... do as I did...

left the husband on the curb on recycling day, not seen him since

Lord, Mister Ford, how I wish that you could see, what your simple horseless carriage has become...

lol thats too funny