Ok so i went out with a guy from another site,we're on our third date everythings good then i find out he has 12 hands,by the time i stop one three more were moving.

So did you run and get 10 more pair of hand cuffs?

J/K welcome to the site

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one well-placed knee can stop any number of hands

Welcome.

welcome sassy and good luck!!!

Sounds like my grandmother when she was washing our mouths out with soap. Still have issues with Ivory soap.

Welcome to the site. Enjoy the forums...laugh...and join in.

I can't help but laugh at this post. It seems like something I would say. I like it. lol. Did you write it or did you read it somewhere?

Sounds like tentacle porn, creepy.

I am soooooooooooooo lost.

All I can think of is "You dated a clock??"


but even that doesn't make much sense.

wasnt me !
i swear .......

12 hands? Hell, I'd be happy with 2 well placed ones!

Welcome to our little slice of insanity... we charge extra for popcorn!

Gotta hand it to him.

Anatomically speaking, that would mean he has six weiners.
Might be a keeper!

does that mean he was trying to cut the mustard?

And you told me that you wouldnt tell anyone..

And you told me that you wouldnt tell anyone..

I didn't

was it you?